Lily Allen Is Violet Elizabeth Bott’s Britney Spears
LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at the UK leading jobbing celebrity. Today, Lily wears a pair of blue knickers on stage and pretends she’s Britney Spears.
Lily Allen is the multi-faceted star of her age, the epitome of celebrity. In today’s instalment of Lily Allen Watch, Lily is “Leggy Allen” on the Sun’s front page and “Frilly Allen” on the cover of the Daily Star.
It is only inside the Sun on page Seven – where once the Page 7 Fella showed his wares – that Lily hitches up the hem of her skirts to show everyone the hem of her knickers and a spot of the Allen arse.
Well, when you need to entertain the crowd and the show is flagging…
The impression is not of a star, rather of a brattish four-year-old at her big sister’s birthday party.
Lily Allen is dressed in PVC violet. The Sun sees it as a sartorial nod to Britney Spears, whose song Womanizer she sings. The Mail sees a “Little-Bo-Peep costume and stockings”.
But it reminds Anorak more of Violet Elizabeth Bott, the spoilt fearsome brat who gives full throat to the warning: “I’ll thcream and thcream ’till I’m thick.”
Allen is a woman battling for attention against prettier, more talented, more deserving causes - and getting it.
More Lily Allen every day…
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Posted: 2nd, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (16) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 3rd, 2009 at 10:23 am
Lily O lily
so shy & so silly
Why flash your arse
When we want to see your willy.
G.A.Y. Nightclub 2009
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:13 am
Abe Abe, we all want you dead
You’re goin’ home with a bullet in your head
Ford’s Theatre 1865
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:00 am
We want Rudi, preferably in the nudie
Royal Ballet, 1969
February 3rd, 2009 at 9:54 am
Lil, Lil, We love you still
Especially in your nightie
When the moonlight flits
Across your tits
Jesus Christ Almighty!
Anon. 1863
February 3rd, 2009 at 9:48 am
I’m pleased to see that the current adverts for Creationism, sorry, healthy living, have reached you, Percy. To hell with bashing the dinosaurs; stick with moderate portions of Lily Allen and do more exercise. You know it makes sense…
February 3rd, 2009 at 9:27 am
please do go ahead and eat her, Percy - it may be the only way to shut her up….
February 3rd, 2009 at 9:21 am
Jiz…I bet you that I can eat Lily for breakfast..dinner & tea …and still have enough meat left over for a few months. ;-)……mmmmmmmmmmm Lily o Lily you are so lovely…I’d like to eat you all up…just not all in one day…..
February 3rd, 2009 at 9:04 am
She looks crunchy
February 3rd, 2009 at 8:22 am
“More to Lily than meats the eye “You cant eat her Percy as much as you would like to .
February 2nd, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Oh Gods he’s besotted….
February 2nd, 2009 at 10:25 pm
I repeat…Lily is lovely…leave her alone….or you will have me to deal with.
..and no June…that is not cellulite you see … they are Lily’s love ripples ..and i find them quite cute.
February 2nd, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Uglyamona? that a double act?
February 2nd, 2009 at 2:25 pm
uglyamona
February 2nd, 2009 at 12:15 pm
she’s a bit of a silly tart with an over-inflated ego and a supreme talent for media manipulation….
February 2nd, 2009 at 9:35 am
Lily is lovely…if it is true that Lily is looking for a wrinkly, yet wise & witty, man to slap her into shape…I know someone who might be perfect.
There is so much more to Lily than meats the eye.
February 2nd, 2009 at 9:34 am
Cellulite?