Lily Allen Is Violet Elizabeth Bott’s Britney Spears
LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at the UK leading jobbing celebrity. Today, Lily wears a pair of blue knickers on stage and pretends she’s Britney Spears.
Lily Allen is the multi-faceted star of her age, the epitome of celebrity. In today’s instalment of Lily Allen Watch, Lily is “Leggy Allen” on the Sun’s front page and “Frilly Allen” on the cover of the Daily Star.
It is only inside the Sun on page Seven – where once the Page 7 Fella showed his wares – that Lily hitches up the hem of her skirts to show everyone the hem of her knickers and a spot of the Allen arse.
Well, when you need to entertain the crowd and the show is flagging…
The impression is not of a star, rather of a brattish four-year-old at her big sister’s birthday party.
Lily Allen is dressed in PVC violet. The Sun sees it as a sartorial nod to Britney Spears, whose song Womanizer she sings. The Mail sees a “Little-Bo-Peep costume and stockings”.
But it reminds Anorak more of Violet Elizabeth Bott, the spoilt fearsome brat who gives full throat to the warning: “I’ll thcream and thcream ’till I’m thick.”
Allen is a woman battling for attention against prettier, more talented, more deserving causes – and getting it.
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Posted: 2nd, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (16) | TrackBack | Permalink
