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Manchester United’s Scholes Can Hit A Helmet From 40 Yards

by | 2nd, February 2009

PAUL Scholes is able to land the ball on the “head” of any piss taking Manchester United player. Fact.

Says Alex Ferguson:

“The most amazing thing is Paul Scholes in the morning.”

Paul Scholes morning glory?

“…when a player goes to pee at the side of the training pitch… he fires balls from 40 yards right on the top of their head. He got John O’Shea about two weeks ago.”

What footy fan or, indeed, man cannot wince at the thought of a ball slapping onto their exposed “head”.

If Scholes is

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