Madonna and Jesus Make A Crotch Grab
ASKS the Daily Mail: Madonna poses for yet ANOTHER raunchy album picture, will she still be doing this at 70?
Says 14: “As an avid appreciator of absurdity, I sure hope so!”
Madonna grabbing her crotch is getting to the point where she looks like she fighting incontinence or a pelvis organ prolapse.
If she can catch it on the way down maybe her new lover will hang about. Jesus is her boy from Brazil. He’s 22. His full name is Jesus Luz. As in Jeeeeezuussss – get the lights!
They might not be an item. Madonna and Jesus might just be easy way for her to shock. And less shocking than grabbing her crotch – up to the elbow.
Or making a grab for it - and missing…
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Posted: 2nd, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (12) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 13th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Ah, but Guy has begged her to desist from the ‘raunchy’ poses, in case her children see her on TV.
It’s a bit unfair, really, since that may be their only chance to see her…
February 13th, 2009 at 11:56 am
The best that money can buy in fact
February 13th, 2009 at 11:40 am
oh yeah great mother - fine example.
February 13th, 2009 at 10:45 am
madonna is hot.turning 50 doesnt means ur old.at least she works damn hard and is a terrific mother
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:06 am
Taking Michael Jackson off what?
February 3rd, 2009 at 5:44 am
She taking off Michael Jackson! Hope her kids aren’t watching.
February 2nd, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Perhaps she’s just finding things…you know like losing your spex, or hairbrush or handbag
February 2nd, 2009 at 10:03 pm
….I guess we are all feeling the credit crunch…its just that some are feeling theirs a bit more than others are.
February 2nd, 2009 at 9:55 pm
If I was drinking Kabballah water at £20 a bottle…I would’nt want to waste any either…no wonder Madge the Vadge is always grabbing at her gash…she is holding back the tides of time…and saving herself a few pennies too….
February 2nd, 2009 at 8:36 pm
I am a HUGE Madonna fan and when I saw the above picture I just about pissed myself with laughter! That’s awesome stuff! Great thing about Madonna though, she’ll always have you talking and giving your opinions, whether you hate her or not.
February 2nd, 2009 at 8:20 pm
ph-whoooor!
February 2nd, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Madonna? Pass the sick bag. She’s jist an auld whoor!