ATCHOOOO! Did Amy Winehouse sneeze or is that snow? While the Celebrity Police Service takes the flake down to forensics for a good kicking, the papers compete to see just how rich the snow is.
“WORST snow for 18 years” – The Sun
“The heaviest snowfall for almost 20 years” – Daily Express
“Heaviest snowfalls in 45 years” – Daily Star
It’s “SNOW JOKE,” says the Star, which goes with Lucy Pinder to embody the full seriousness of the matter.
Lucy is wearing white knickers and has had her nipples dusted with a deep flurry. There is “WORSE TO COME,” warns the paper.
And inside sure enough our Lucy’s ears have become caked in the white stuff. On a brighter note, her chest has warmed up and the snow melted away.
“Snowballs!” shouts Lucy.
And we can only agree…
Posted: 3rd, February 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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