Amy Winehouse In Drugs Island, For The Record
AMY Winehouse is on the move. The Sun says Amy is going to Jamaica – “Isle of Druggies”.
The paper says it’s a change of scenery, as Amy swaps the turquoise waters and bougainvillea of St Lucia for a cracked ceiling in Kingston.
Culture Me: Jamaica is “The Caribbean island where illegal drugs are known to be widely available.”
How the Sun knows this, readers are not told. But having established the drugs fact, the paper then says Jamaica is “awash with drugs”. And we’re left with the impression that Jamaica is just a hotter version of Britain with more vests, and Amy Winehouse.
The Sun keeps the fact coming:
“And her record label will foot the bill for sessions which are likely to run into tens of thousands of pounds.”
No, no, no, not drugs sessions. Amy is as clean as Pete Doherty’s toilet bowl. These are recording sessions, in which the media will diligently record every toke on a cigarette and puff on a spliff Amy takes.
Having told of the drugs, the Sun then delivers the most incredibly line since, well, the last time the aforesaid Doherty had a go on her snooker table:
“Amy is set to return to London this month for admin duties - before flying back to the Caribbean.”
Admin is, of course, part of her drug aversion therapy, a modern twist on basket weaving and other pointless exercises – like Sun Winehouse exclusives…
Posted: 3rd, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (35) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 6th, 2009 at 2:10 am
WELCOME TO THE UK ROBERT……and welcome to the USA Dairy….
We love manly gay men so much here in the UK, Robert……that is why we kindly sent you our very own favorite son…the one & only Victor… Victoria Beckham.
February 5th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
dairy, I’ve ranted myself and been rightly put down for it.
Yampster, then I’m sorry if I’ve given it away.
February 5th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Vipersig gets them panicking every time
February 5th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
you’re right Magnetite - the thread has gone a bit off course, but then again you have to deal with the ranters of this world - and look at the MM threads, they are quite often completely off the subject of missing small blonde girls…!!!
February 5th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
My what a fun-filled, not very Amy Winehouse related, thread this is. Yampster’s name-link is a harmless but fun script (PHP I think) that shows you your own IP address and little else. Mr. Cotton, I have straight-acting gay friends (some in the closet, to their families at least). They tend to keep their usage of punctuation down to the non-flagrant level and the Caps Lock off to maintain this image. Just a tip.
I know a man called Billy Smart. He does not own a circus.
Amy Winehouse is still an animated beehive carrying a corpse around. Tanned or not.
February 5th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
thanks for the vote of confidence, June - much appreciated and returned sincerely.
…and for the record, I have never liked caravans, ever since I got into an argument with one about 15 years ago and came off worse….
February 5th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
We straight people don’t angst on about ’sexuality’, in fact we couldn’t give a tinkers cuss what people are.
But when sexual relationships break down between a couple its called a divorce or separation or break up
How do you work out such an intelligent poster such as dairy is is trailer trash?
February 5th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
doesn’t make any difference, gay or straight, the same applies….
you brought it up….
…and there you go, pigeonholing people again - you really do have a serious problem, don’t you?
…also, you have no idea whether I am gay or straight, but yet again you assume…
who’s the idiot now, eh?
February 5th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
WOW to one that says the Gay community is imploding IDIOT! what do you call all you straight people who talk about one another??? Imploders or bigoters??that was one of the most stupid remarks As a straight person you must be trailer trash
MMMMMM was that and implode ??????????????????
February 5th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Lowell might be more Wigan-y than Wigan.
A propos of absolutely nothing -d’you remember Billy Cotton’s Band Show? Waaaaaaaaaaaakey waaaaaaaaaaaakey
Was he from Wigan?
February 5th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Ah, the Robert Cotton I knew came from Wigan and was straight as they come. Not you then
February 5th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
wow, the gay community is starting to implode….
what’s worse, bigotry from those who are different or from your own kind….???
February 5th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Just for all your knowledge I was born in Lowell Ma, moved to Loma Linda Ca. and moved back to Westfield Ma, I am a gay man thats a mans man I am soo disgusted with all the faggy queens that most people stereo type all gay people. It seems TV and Hollywood only wants FAGS. This is a shame and no wonder the all the normal gay men stay in closet!! Would you want to be labeled as one of those faggy gays that can’t stay in closet!!! I meant honestly how could they you know as soon as you see them. I am not picking on them BUT I DON”T WANT THEM TO BE IN THE LIMELIGHT!! for all gay men. I think it is time the normal gay men take a stance. COME ON HOLLYWOOD !!!!
February 5th, 2009 at 1:23 am
Hello No thank GOD i am and only child LOL and for suck BUNK its wonderfull try it!!! No I don’t do needles I pass out LOL
February 4th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
…he’s getting needled…..
February 4th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
what does suck bunk mean?
February 4th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
I knew a Robert Cotton at school. He had a twin brother. Was that you?
February 4th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
LISTEN UP PEOPLE!! The so called record lable can suck BUNK they don’t control or own Amy. And this story about drugs ! Once again the reason she doesn’t want to go back to London is because of all the drugs GET IT !!! The real factor is she is Beautiful the sun has helped her tremendously she is happy. I hope she continues to stay in the sun as myself if I get sun deprived I get depressed I know thats Amys same issues
February 3rd, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Enjoy life while you can honey nd make some songs
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:56 am
c and c, she hasn’t said that, i’m saying that, is my take on the situation. we’ll see.
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:37 am
Hmmmmm, not sure about that Sam. It’s easy for a druggie to blame a druggie ‘ he/she made me an addict’ but I’ve often found that like attracts like in that world. Both as bad as each other IMO but who knows?
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:36 am
I agree, but is she strong enough to keep off the crap once she gets back here…?
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:35 am
so glad she’s got rid of that leeching sociopath, 3 million quid i’ve read it’s gong to cost, well worth it. she’s looking much better now.
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:59 am
Bored are you?
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:52 am
…and whats with your link Yampy?…it looks to me that you are too ashamed of yourself to show us the real Yampster … if i wanted everybody to be shown my IP address…I would ask first.
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:44 am
just a suggestion Yampster…but surely your poetry would be more fitting here..
“Abe Abe, we all want you dead
You’re goin’ home with a bullet in your head”
Ford’s Theatre 1865…and Yampster on Anocrak 2009
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:40 am
…it brings tears to my thighs too
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:34 am
It’s the thought of the tourniquet that brings tears to the eyes
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:30 am
In my other life I’ve seen marks like that. Worst was the young lad who, having run out of veins, injected directly into his penis. Now most men feel faint at that thought…
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:23 am
Or she’s had a heart bypass operation, which would tie in with the divorce bit…
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:19 am
Oh no. Not photo analysis. I think it’s just where the tattoo saying ‘This way up’ has been tastefully airbrushed out