Britney Spears’s Wet Cheeto Show
BRITNEY Spears is rehearsing for her new world tour by throwing tantrums and locking herself in her room.
It all promises to be an improvement on her usual performances, in which Britney mimes and dry humps the microphone while dancers flit around her like flies about a wet Cheeto.
Britney’s dancing is a manoeuvre beloved by men at weddings and other dancing dos. Having finally relented and been dragged to a dancing position, dad swiftly finds the centre of the dance floor, shielded from the prying eyes of critical non-dancers by the dancing throng.
And then horror – just as he is executing the electric boogaloo and enjoying it, dad turns to see that he is now on the edge of the floor and in full view.
Thanks to Britney dad can now respond by clutching himself tight and rocking back and forth – like the world’s foremost entertainer. The kids will love it and offer due respect.
A source tells us that Brittney fears she will be a “flop”.
But she can do no wrong. If she manages to hit a note or at least move her lips in time to the backing tape, her true fans will shout, hoola and ask their mums to hold them higher so they can see.
And if Britney chooses to showcase her off-stage life, collapses in heap, wails and gnashes her teeth, everyone else find it very entertaining and scream for more.
It’s win-win with Brit Brit…
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Posted: 4th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
