John Terry’s Transsexual Secret, Revealed!
ANORAK applauds Chelsea’s extremely heterosexual captain for having the balls to go public with his secret (until now) transsexual identity – Mr JT is perhaps the last baller we would expect this of.
Only kidding, JT’s lawyers. The photo above actually accompanied a story in the Warrington Guardian (it’s a bit like the national Guardian, except it’s for local people and full of news about racing pigeons, domestic abuse and rugby league) about disgruntled transsexual Lucy Smith (read it here).
Yes, we know it’s difficult to tear your eyes away from Terry/Lucy. She is a lady, dontcha know.
Posted: 5th, February 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports Comments (11) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
February 20th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
you want the real story on it all other than the stolen “i had an hour to do this” ones then go to the OFFICIAL website of lucy smith
http://www.freewebs.com/lucysmith
February 7th, 2009 at 9:56 am
Lyn …how dare you be so rude to Wayne Rooney…he does not have an oversized head….he just has a large brain….which makes it look like he’s got a big head.
February 6th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
The head is a bit big for the body!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
…yes …yes… but you fail to tell us Anocrak….can Lucy play football?…
he/she certainly looks handy. She would have to be careful in the showers though because you know what footballers are like….if Wayne Rooney ever got hold of Lucy..well lets just say…..it would not be very pretty
February 5th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
I fear that Anorka left out the really interesting bit of the story, to whit:
‘it developed a poster warning women drinkers they could end up looking like men.’
Apparently, looking like a man involves ‘bad skin, premature ageing and weight gain’, according to a Daily Wail article last year.
Implausible as it may seem to the idiots who thought up this campaign, I know quite a few men who suffer from none of the above characteristics. The idiots are apparently hoping to ‘appeal to women through their vanity’. They should have stopped and thought about male vanity as well, before they decided to lay out vast amounts of dosh on this sort of tosh…
February 4th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
frightened to insult JT because of his lawers, but the woman in the photo is game for you to ridicule hey…..you spineless, gutless twats
February 4th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
When I saw the limp hair-do and the big fairy collars I thoought it was Jonathan Ross. Did he marry a tranny?
February 4th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
I featured once in that paper! Came first in the 100m!
February 4th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Or not…
February 4th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
…separated at birth perhaps…??
February 4th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
What about prize growing leeks?