Islam Out To Brainwash America’s Young Nintendo Addicts

DEBBIE Schlussel follows her success in catching singer John Legend wearing “the jihadist scarf of death”, and the Fisher Price doll that says, “Islam is the light”, to spotlight the Nintendo DS Baby Pals which taps into your youngsters head and mutates them into a rabid jihadi.

It’s a video nasty:

Old Mr Anorak used to hear his teddy telling him to wet the bed while his Cindy doll (sorry, Cindy action figure) commanded him to dress as she did. But we digress:

Crave’s Marketing Director, Doug Panter (aka Mustafa Blonde Child) bothers to explain:

In creating the Nintendo DS game “Baby Pals”, the game developer Brain Toys / InXile used sounds files to simulate the life like baby noises and babbling.  The sounds are publicly available for license.  It is a recording of a 5 month old baby babbling non-intelligible phrases.  In over 200 hours of testing the product, no recognizable English words or phrases were discernable.

The sound in question of this babble may sound like the words night, right or light, but it is only coincidence as the baby recorded was too young to pronounce these words let alone a whole grammatically correct phrase.

We at Crave Entertainment and InXile regret that there was any misinterpretation of the baby noises and in no way have intentionally put any words or phrases into the baby sounds.

We hope this eases any concerns and fans continue to enjoy playing the game.

Spotter: Balloon Juice

Anorak

Posted: 5th, February 2009 | In: Media Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink