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Corridors Of Perception: Teacher Dosed With Pupil’s LSD Recounts Trip

by | 5th, February 2009

DID you ever give your teacher an illegal drug? Of coruse you did not. In Britain no self-respecting child would give their drugs away.

But in America the school kids do, apparently. And in the account hereunder, Sir recalls her trip to the trip:

Max had left a screensaver depicting 12 tabs of Scooby-Doo windowpane acid on one of my classroom computers. I told him to do a research paper on Timothy Leary and quit being such an asshole. I think that’s why he dosed me.

Lester Bangs lives:

By the time I reached Chase Street, I had a pretty good awareness of what was happening. Some of the treetops were dancing in the heat and wind, and my mouth was extremely dry. I went straight to Max, who was walking about 20 feet behind me.

“How you feeling, Mr. Moss?” he said with a smirk.

Mr Moss. Respect:

Max, this is by far the dumbest thing you’ve ever done. How’d you do it?” I asked.

“Coffee” he admitted.

“How much?” I inquired.

“Small drop, one to two doses, should keep you going for a while.”

See that apple on sir;s desk. Injected with smack. That Terry’s chocolate orange. Hemlock. The sandwhich in his jacket pocket. Flick knife…

Spotter: Field Trippin’ ,via Dose Nation



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