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Sarah Palin Interview: How Bristol Palin Got Her Name

by | 5th, February 2009

BRISTOL Palin. Would you? Would you call your daughter Bristol, as in Bristol City? Sarah Palin explains:

Two meanings in Bristol’s name: I worked at the Bristol Inn, and Todd grew up in Bristol Bay. But also, Bristol, Connecticut, is the home of ESPN. And when I was in high school, my desire was to be a sportscaster. ESPN was just kicking off, just getting off the ground, and I thought that’s what I was going to do in life, is be one of the first woman sportscasters. Until I learned that you’d have to move to Bristol, Connecticut. It was far away. So instead, I had a daughter and named her Bristol.

In Austria there’s a town called Fuck. And Ramsbottom is home to the Ramsbottom Bugle.

Sarah Palin is still talking:

Bored, anonymous, pathetic bloggers who lie annoy me.

You turn a girl down – politely – and she slags you off in the press. (Sarah, call me – you have the number.)

I eat, therefore I hunt. I want to fill my freezer with good, clean, healthy protein for my kids. That’s what I was raised on. It is abundant and it is available here in Alaska, with caribou and moose and different game and lots of very, very healthy and delicious wild Alaskan seafood. That’s what we eat. So that’s why I hunt and why I fish.

The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there. I don’t know if you can get moose commercially in New York. You’d have to come up here and visit me in my home, and I’ll prepare it for ya.

Most New Yorkers will prepare for a guest’s visit by cleaning their armpits and buying extra butter. Palin will kill, skin and mince a moose:

Hot? If only people could see me as I come in from a run early in the morning without a trough full of makeup on, I think that they’d have a different opinion.

Fleece, lots of fleece, and skinny white-chocolate mochas. That’s the best way to stay warm.

After a long day, if the weather’s good, I like to take a long, hot run to unwind. Otherwise, lately, I take a bath with Trig, and I answer e-mails, and then we all fall asleep in my big bed while we listen to Piper read her Junie B. Jones books out loud. She’s learning to read and she’ll read for hours on end. It’s idyllic. It’s amazing.

It’s what losers do in Obama’s America…



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