Michael Phelps deprived of ideal munchies
YESTERDAY, Kellogg announced it wouldn’t renew its sponsorship deal with bong-happy Olympian Michael Phelps, saying his behavior is “not consistent with the image of Kellogg”. And so Phelps will no longer appear on Kellogg’s cereal boxes.
This is a cruel irony for Phelps - as an alleged casual user of the green stuff, he must know what it’s like to get an attack of the munchies. And there is no better munchies fodder than breakfast cereal. Any spliffhead will tell you that.
Time for Phelps to start looking for another cereal company to sponsor him. Hell yes.
Posted: 6th, February 2009 | In: Sports Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 7th, 2009 at 8:19 am
Pshaw. Even their founders don’t look like they are “consistent with the image of Kellogg” either. Their corporate website’s history page doesn’t mention enema machines at all. There should be a picture of one on the box. With the strapline “Have you seen the alternative?”
They’d fly off the shelves.