Man Arrested For Public Sex With Two Inflatable Dolls
Within the beige Lincoln saloon car, the 51-year-old was naked from the waist down.
Police arrive. Bartusek is arrested on charges of trespassing and disturbing the peace. Witnesses claim to have seen him performing “simulated sexual activity” with the dolls. His shorts were confiscated as “evidence”.
Bartusek claims he had gone to the shopping centre to buy clothes for the two dolls.
Says Officer Jeffrey Karau:
“On my arrival, numerous people at the vehicle began yelling at me and pointing inside the vehicle. I then spoke to other witnesses who stated in their written sworn statements that the defendant was performing activity with two different blow up dolls in his vehicle. After my investigation it was determined, that Bartusek’s actions were corrupting the public’s morals and outraged the sense of public decency.”
The dolls are not talking but rumours abound that the inflatables were in actual fact Vikki and Rikki are the Ikki twins.
Oh, those were the days… Ten Odd Things Banned From Football Grounds