Fat Jessica Simpson Melts On Stage
JESSICA Simpson is now so fat – putting the size ten in tennis court – that she is melting beneath the arc lights on stage.
To the Rascal Flatts gig in Grand Rapids Michigan, where Jessica is fighting back tears, mumbling and looking about as comfortable as a fattened goose in a Frenchman’s sauna.
At one point, she had her seven-piece band stop, then start over, during the up-tempo “Pray Out Loud.” After that, she forgot the lyrics to her single “Come on Over,” causing her to apologize to the audience.
Things got so bad that, while introducing her closing song, “Do You Know,” the singer said there have been times when she felt like walking off the stage — “like tonight.”
Eat your heart out, Amy Winehouse – and the move onto the liver, profiteroles and a lard burger – there’s a new talent in town. A big one!
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Posted: 7th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Photojournalism Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 8th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Thanks June….. I didn’t recognise immediately the connection with Anorak! Not only am I obese I’m also a tad internet idiotic.
Must try harder.
February 8th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
C&C you can answer in Spieler. Go in from the box below on the topic you want and you get a reply option.
February 8th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Hey Spieler…. I do hope my witty and humorous sarcasm
was recognised in my post above. I was certainly not serious!!
The last time I was size 12 was probably when I was aged 12 many many moons ago..
Oh to be only as ‘obese’ as Jessica Simpson.
Saw a magazine yesterday calling her ‘Jumbo Jess’. I predict an eating disorder in the House of Simpson very soon.
February 7th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Once a curvey sexy babe now a fat old minger!! Not really encouraging fat kids to get their fat butts off the sofa and do any exercise is she!!! Ave another burger love!! Ur arse is as lardy as a big whopper one more aint gonna hurt???!!!
February 7th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Speaking as one slowly reverting from spherical, I assume that the fat doctor will take reasonable excuses.
And for an equally reasonable fee I would be happy to provide copies of my steroid card to anyone worried about the on-the-spot checks soon to be initiated by the NHS in conjunction with Traffic Wardens…
February 7th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
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February 7th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Jessica Simpsons weight is a hot topic right now. I even read that she ballooned to a size 12. On the verge of exploding even……….
Oh the horror of being an obese 12. Fat bitch… how dare she appear in public? send for the fat doctor NOW!