Comments on: Fat Jessica Simpson Melts On Stage

By: coolandcalm

coolandcalm — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 14:53:30 +0000

Thanks June….. I didn’t recognise immediately the connection with Anorak! Not only am I obese I’m also a tad internet idiotic.
Must try harder.

By: June

June — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 14:27:30 +0000

C&C you can answer in Spieler. Go in from the box below on the topic you want and you get a reply option.

By: coolandcalm

coolandcalm — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 14:13:19 +0000

Hey Spieler…. I do hope my witty and humorous sarcasm was recognised in my post above. I was certainly not serious!!
The last time I was size 12 was probably when I was aged 12 many many moons ago..
Oh to be only as ‘obese’ as Jessica Simpson.
Saw a magazine yesterday calling her ‘Jumbo Jess’. I predict an eating disorder in the House of Simpson very soon.

By: Dee

Dee — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 16:22:20 +0000

Once a curvey sexy babe now a fat old minger!! Not really encouraging fat kids to get their fat butts off the sofa and do any exercise is she!!! Ave another burger love!! Ur arse is as lardy as a big whopper one more aint gonna hurt???!!!

By: chenier

chenier — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 14:32:02 +0000

Speaking as one slowly reverting from spherical, I assume that the fat doctor will take reasonable excuses.

And for an equally reasonable fee I would be happy to provide copies of my steroid card to anyone worried about the on-the-spot checks soon to be initiated by the NHS in conjunction with Traffic Wardens…

By: Spieler | The Best of the Web

Spieler | The Best of the Web — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 14:20:19 +0000

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By: coolandcalm

coolandcalm — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 14:04:17 +0000

Jessica Simpsons weight is a hot topic right now. I even read that she ballooned to a size 12. On the verge of exploding even……….
Oh the horror of being an obese 12. Fat bitch… how dare she appear in public? send for the fat doctor NOW!