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Sheyla Hershey Naked: The Biggest Ging-Gang Goolie Breasts In The World (Video)

by | 7th, February 2009

sheyla hershey naked Sheyla Hershey Naked: The Biggest Ging Gang Goolie Breasts In The World (Video)SHEYLA Hershey is the Texas-based model – although she can appear simultaneously in Arizona and New Mexico and up against the fence with Old Mexico – mo-del and housewife with the largest chest in the worrrrrrllld.

Hershey’s bars are 38KKK, and come in shades of white, orange, light brown, mahogany and deep vermillion. Wear the pair or mix ‘n’ match. Your choice.

After nine surgeries, the 5′-3″ blond now holds the world’s record for breast implant size at a whopping 38-KKK. The dancer, model and aspiring actress claims that in her eyes, bigger is better, and she even lost the former boyfriend who paid for her initial enhancement surgery after he begged her not to go forward with more surgeries.

Of course, records are made to be broken, and the Associated Content explains it well:

Sheyla Hershey Owns World’s Largest Breasts and Plans on More Surgeries.

They are hers… for now.

In time the implants will want to go it alone. Katie Price’s gargantuan Jordans are right now righting the Hudson River plane, keeping it buoyant. There are plans to equip all jets with pneumatic blonde life rafts, and Virgin Airlines is already ahead of schedule.

Hershey’s breasts contain 2.6 gallons of silicone.

In time, the silicone will have to be replaced with something else. Anorak advocates gin (left) and “it” (right), making Hershey the ideal date, and table setting…

A song:

Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha,
Ging gang goo, ging gang goo.
Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha,
Ging gang goo, ging gang goo.
Hayla, oh hayla Sheyla, hayla sheyla, sheyla, oh-ho,
Hayla, oh hayla Sheyla, hayla Sheyla, Sheyla, oh.
Shally wally, shally wally, shally wally, shally wally,
Oompah, oompah, oompah, oompah.

Ahhhhhh….



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