Welcome To Dildo Boulevard, Australia: Sex Toy Plague
TO “Dildo Boulevard”, Australia, where 30 sex toys were found lying in front of a house on Friday morning.
Says a Laurelle Bates:
“It’s a real mystery. We have no idea where they came from. I know they aren’t new. They look used.”
So much for Mr Bates.
Some said the sex toys could have been inside somebody’s rubbish bin, and fell onto the street on Thursday night when the garbage was collected. Neighbour Camilla Cappa said the sex toys were a curious addition to the rural area. “There were all different kinds. Some were different colours.One was like a banana ,” she said.
Although some are starting to go missing, Ms Cappa said many of the sex toys were still on the street. “Who is going to pick them up? If you pick them up, you claim ownership. If you own them, you’re desperate,” she said.
They surely fell from the skies - a sign of our sins…
Posted: 9th, February 2009 | In: Strange But True Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 10th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
…they’ve done it for the buzz…..
February 9th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Down under stains you mean?
February 9th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
……or the ‘This Way Up’ stickers had been removed…
February 9th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
…rubber fatigue and skid marks, I’m guessing…..
Moderator I have sent your plea direct to Admin
February 9th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
My ’sensible’ offering is that an ex-Ann Summers party organiser chucked out her old stock to make way for the new and the rubbish sack split.
I know my dustmen won’t even pick up an empty tin can if it falls off the dustcart so an assortment of used sex toys would really be too much to touch.
PS… how did they know they were used? Just wondering……….
February 9th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Like the way they know they weren’t new and had been used…..
February 9th, 2009 at 11:31 am
Obviously a major failure in the anti rabbit fence