Abi Titmuss And Mickey Rourke Sex Scene: Full Transcript
JUST how did Abi Titmuss “turn down sex with Mickey Rourke”?
And do know that tuning down sex with Mickey Rourke has been down before, notably by his Wrestler co-star Rachel Wood, who opined:
“I’m not attracted to him, he’s too old for me. Nothing ever happened and nothing ever will.”
Wood complained that stories linking her to Rourke were distracting to her career. What hope, then, for
Titmuss whose career high is a straight-to-tissues home movie?
In “slapper smacks down grappler”, the Sun journeys to the Baftas and cocks an ear as Titmuss tells Rourke:
“No, I won’t be sleeping with you tonight, Mickey.”
We are not told what Rourke said to trigger this reaction, nor of his response, only that he had taken sleeping pills to clam his nerves and was seen swigging champagne.
It’s all bit like listening to someone talking on a mobile phone: “Yes, Clive, the accounts are in Claudia’s cabinet…. No…. Jelly, Clive. The jelly.”
We can only imagine that the exchange went something like this:
Titmuss: “Hi, Mickey. It’s me, Abi.”
Rourke: “Hi, Angie.”
Abi: “Abii.”
Rourke: “Oh?”
Abi: “Saucy!”
Rourke: “Eh?”
Abi: “Cheeky!”
Rourke: “Urrrrhffghff??”
Abi: (loudly) “No, I won’t be sleeping with you tonight, Mickey.”
Rourke: Fgffghffflpr.
Abi: (Giggling). Oh, Mickey, you are a caution!
Rourke reels away. Abi tosses head back and laughs.
Curtains…
Posted: 10th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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April 2nd, 2009 at 9:13 am
anyone who can saunter nonchalantly down the holy of holy red carpet wearing his slippers has my vote.
I thought the commentators were going to pass out at the disrespect of it all. Brilliant!
Bring it on Mickey….. you’re not as good as Keef yet but you’re getting there.
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:47 am
Good Mornig, June, I might have the answer to your problem..have you tried DisneyLand in Paris?….I hear it has some great rides.
P.S. A word of warning..watch out for Minnie..I hear she goes fucking crazy if anyone starts messing with her Mickey.
April 2nd, 2009 at 2:51 am
hi. um…I have a very big problem. Maybe anyone of you out there can help me…
I wanna have sex with Mickey. So…if someone has any ideas, please write famousblueraincoat@hotmail.de
this is really fucking serious
February 12th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
I thought of Scunthorpe too ,Thorpey but was told that Abi Titmuff had already been there before both of us.
February 12th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Abi shag Scarborough? Unfair, the girl has more class than that. Plenty of lower league teams would giver her a roasting.
Scunthorpe for example?
February 10th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Rachel Wood puts in a wonderful performance in The Wrestler, in fact she is so lovely that I wished the film was called The Lapdancer and that I got to see a lot more of Rachel and a little less of Mickey….I don’t know about you…but.his lips scare me.
As for Abi Titmuff…well I am sure there is a non-league football team somewhere who would love to shag her….she just needs to keep looking….has she tried Scarborough?
February 10th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Rachel Wood should be grateful for the publicity and that she is less likely to be referred to as “Rachel Who?” through being briefly associated with a real - albeit troubled - Hollywood legend…?