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Chris Brown And Rihanna’s Groundbreaking Hit

by | 10th, February 2009

POP star Rihanna is wounded, allegedly by one Chris Brown. Says the Mirror, in Anorak’s euphemism of the day:

Pop star Rihanna’s relationship with boyfriend Chris Brown was hanging by a thread last night after he allegedly bit her in his rented Lamborghini

Ouch!

In the Tabloid Telegraph, the story is given its dues:

Brown – whose dancing ability draws frequent comparisons to a young Michael Jackson – has previously spoken of the ‘terror’ he felt when witnessing his mother suffering domestic abuse at the hands of his stepfather.

“He made me terrified all the time, terrified like I had to pee on myself,” Brown told Giant magazine.

So what of Rihanna?

A source says her injuries are “horrific.” The source tells TMZ that Rihana has two huge and swelled up “contusions” on both sides of her forehead.

He bit her forehead?

Anorak has been studying the gangsta chic of street music for some time. We’ve seen smacked down hoes, muvverfuggin pistil whippin beetchas and more booty spankings than a Max Mosley sponsored England first XI, but a bite in the head is a new one. It might even be groundbreaking.

Other injures are said to include: split lip, bloody nose, bites marks on fingers and one arm.

Grim stuff. But -hey – this is gangsta rap and urban hip-hip, right kidz. if Chris and Rihanna can put it to music and make a decent video, they have a monster hit – literally!



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