Rebecca Loos Pregnant By Sven, While Beckham Plays The Field
REBECCA Loos is pregnant by Sven. She has “SCREWED” David Beckham on the “eve of England game”.
“Loos reveals she’s pregnant by Sven“, comes the next line.
Can it be that Sen Goran Eriksson has impregnanted Rebecca Loos, the woman who alleges she played keepy uppy with David Beckham?
Will Loos be appearing on Sky News to read aloud Sven’s touching texts: “Yes, I think so“; “Maybe, perhaps, maybe, yes, perhaps, I think so...”; and “You could, yes, I think you could, if you like, yes…”?
Reading on it tusn out that Rebecca Loos is expecting a baby. Fact.
She is 31 years old. Fact!
The embryo is seventeen weeks old. The facts keep coming.
The baby’s father is a Norwegian doctor, and Rebecca says she didn’t mind if the baby was a boy or a girl.
Fac…
Oh, Sven? Well, that’s just a generic name for all Scandinavians, it turns out. To the Star all Scandinavians are called Sven.
“If it’s a boy, because my partner is blond and ‘Viking-like’, he’ll need to have a ‘Viking-like’ name won’t he?”
Like Sven, or the popular modern twist Sven junior.
“But if it’s a girl I’d like a more romantic name, maybe a Spanish name.”
Paella.
Oh, and of the David Beckham part, Rebecca reveals:
“I doubt David knows anything about it.”
The cad!
Posted: 12th, February 2009 | In: Media Comments (15) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 14th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
….after seeing Rebecca milk that lucky pig till it was empty on T.V….I was wondering ??? if Becky did that to DaveyB…allegedly…and she managed to save some….and she had herself artificially inseminated with that same golden sperm…could this baby be baby B… ????
February 14th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
….or is that what Davey B was doing when he allegedly gave the beautiful ham shanker, Rebecca, one …or two…allegedly
February 14th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
….bringing home the bacon.
February 14th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Don’t be daft Dairy….You can’t get pregnant from ham shanking…but a bit of pork prodding often produces results.
February 13th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
are we sure she’s not having a piglet…??
February 12th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Thanks for saving me agw….forgive mmy foul mouth, for I am down to my last bottle of Absinthe and feeling funny
February 12th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Steady there Percy.
I always felt John Wayne’s dad was a stand up guy..
February 12th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
…or if not “wristy”….then “ham shank”…maybe?
February 12th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
and ..I did not mean to say “wank”….I meant to say “wristy”…so if you decide not to delete could you at least edit the post for me. Thanks in advance…
.a very sorry Percy
February 12th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
sorry Anokrak …could you delete my last post. I know that saying anything derogatory or rude about Wayne Rooney can be deadly in this country…..and I was only joking….I love Wayne…he is my hero because he can play football , gets paid loads of money…and has even written a biography……how he finds time to be so kind to pensioners too,, baffles me…..Wayne is almost saintly.
February 12th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
No truth in that one Thorpey….Rebecca is a long way off drawing her pension and is’nt even a mother let alone a granny. Wayne is waiting till Rebecca is a bit more wise & wrinkly before he asks her for an edit.
February 12th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Is there any truth in the story that Rebecca once gave Wayne Rooney a hand job on a TV reality show?
February 12th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
The koala in question is in the forums, I liked the one in the bucket too
February 12th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Never mind Rebecca and her pig fetish, I wish ANORAK, would get rid of the pic of the charcoaled horse at the top. Far too upsetting for continued viewing….. could we not have the koala with burnt feet?
It was bad enough seeing Paul Scholes bits on the screen in glorious technicolour for days and days but that pic did at least make me smile as I chucked up!
(wonder what Russell Brand of the Paul Scholes Doll had to say about that?)
February 12th, 2009 at 10:38 am
For shame Anorak. A whole piece on Rebecca Loos and no mention of her porcine lalliance. No mention of the hand cream franchise? Has no one interviewed the Pig to see how he feels about it? He must be gutted. He probably is gutted by now.
Pork scratchings anyone?