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	<title>Comments on: Boy Killed By Anal Penetrating Chair</title>
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		<title>By: merry</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/202541/strange-but-true/boy-killed-by-anal-penetrating-chair.html/comment-page-2#comment-410463</link>
		<dc:creator>merry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 00:02:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ok makes me feel weird sitting on my chair now :&#124;... *is scared*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ok makes me feel weird sitting on my chair now :|&#8230; *is scared*</p>
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		<title>By: jonathan</title>
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		<dc:creator>jonathan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 10:12:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The story says it killed him.  An early comment says an oxygen cylinder explosion propelled him across a room.  Why are people NOT reading and then saying NO WAY!?  By the way, the force from the cylinder up against the chair and its load is 80kg or so only so long as the cylinder piston is contained.  Who knows how much force is there once released?  The chair no doubt can support a 250 lb person, so potentially the force is 250 lb or more.  That'll rip you a new one!  If it sent the kid across the room, there would be no time for blood to drip on the chair.  Well, maybe we have enough warning.  Problem for the US importers:  how do you test these chairs?  Well maybe we just ban the product entirely.  (By the way, I have NO faith this is a true story, or accurately reported.  There are just too many weird things happening in China and the Internet is a good source for "Urban Legends".)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The story says it killed him.  An early comment says an oxygen cylinder explosion propelled him across a room.  Why are people NOT reading and then saying NO WAY!?  By the way, the force from the cylinder up against the chair and its load is 80kg or so only so long as the cylinder piston is contained.  Who knows how much force is there once released?  The chair no doubt can support a 250 lb person, so potentially the force is 250 lb or more.  That&#8217;ll rip you a new one!  If it sent the kid across the room, there would be no time for blood to drip on the chair.  Well, maybe we have enough warning.  Problem for the US importers:  how do you test these chairs?  Well maybe we just ban the product entirely.  (By the way, I have NO faith this is a true story, or accurately reported.  There are just too many weird things happening in China and the Internet is a good source for &#8220;Urban Legends&#8221;.)</p>
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		<title>By: officialtrash</title>
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		<dc:creator>officialtrash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 20:32:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The picture doesn't go with the story and the story is wrong.

There were two incidents lately. On was a chair that exploded (no one was hurt) and the other was a teen hurt in a chair explosion.

The picture shown here is from the first story. Allegedly the chair exploded overnight in an office cubicle. The employee returned in the morning and they took pictures of it. The steel rod was blown through the top of the chair. I think this one is a hoax. That chair is obliterated.

The second story (the teen one) was similar but the steel rod didn't drive through his anus. Seriously folks, that's dumb. What did happen was this. The boy was not sitting on the chair but adjacent to it. The outer housing ruptured and a shard of metal penetrated his abdomen and lodged in his lung. He did die from internal bleeding probably complicated by the fact that he couldn't breathe.

If you could read Chinese and paid attention to the Chinese dailies (Xinhua state news or WenXue city website) you'd know this.

As a final comment. Use your brains people. Think of how many pneumatic chairs are in the office buildings around you. Times that by the office buildings in your city, times the cities in your state, times the states in the nation, times the nations in the world. Ok. So that's a crapload of chairs. And we've seen what, 2 stories about them exploding. @18 GuitarHero - you are dumb and reactionary.</description>
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<p>There were two incidents lately. On was a chair that exploded (no one was hurt) and the other was a teen hurt in a chair explosion.</p>
<p>The picture shown here is from the first story. Allegedly the chair exploded overnight in an office cubicle. The employee returned in the morning and they took pictures of it. The steel rod was blown through the top of the chair. I think this one is a hoax. That chair is obliterated.</p>
<p>The second story (the teen one) was similar but the steel rod didn&#8217;t drive through his anus. Seriously folks, that&#8217;s dumb. What did happen was this. The boy was not sitting on the chair but adjacent to it. The outer housing ruptured and a shard of metal penetrated his abdomen and lodged in his lung. He did die from internal bleeding probably complicated by the fact that he couldn&#8217;t breathe.</p>
<p>If you could read Chinese and paid attention to the Chinese dailies (Xinhua state news or WenXue city website) you&#8217;d know this.</p>
<p>As a final comment. Use your brains people. Think of how many pneumatic chairs are in the office buildings around you. Times that by the office buildings in your city, times the cities in your state, times the states in the nation, times the nations in the world. Ok. So that&#8217;s a crapload of chairs. And we&#8217;ve seen what, 2 stories about them exploding. @18 GuitarHero - you are dumb and reactionary.</p>
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		<title>By: TigerMan</title>
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		<dc:creator>TigerMan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:08:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Looks like a hoax....This explosion had to first pass a 2mm thick piece of metal under the chair.....then the  wooden board of the seat......Does not make sense.....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looks like a hoax&#8230;.This explosion had to first pass a 2mm thick piece of metal under the chair&#8230;..then the  wooden board of the seat&#8230;&#8230;Does not make sense&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>By: GuitarHero</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/202541/strange-but-true/boy-killed-by-anal-penetrating-chair.html/comment-page-1#comment-407328</link>
		<dc:creator>GuitarHero</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 13:44:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think I won't use this kind of chair anymore. It's very scary to see what's happening to things that we use daily</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I won&#8217;t use this kind of chair anymore. It&#8217;s very scary to see what&#8217;s happening to things that we use daily</p>
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		<title>By: Links - 01.03.2009 -- fulgerica&#8217;s blog</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/202541/strange-but-true/boy-killed-by-anal-penetrating-chair.html/comment-page-1#comment-407305</link>
		<dc:creator>Links - 01.03.2009 -- fulgerica&#8217;s blog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 08:31:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] OMFG, si acasa dar si la servici am scaun ce foloseste o astfel de tehnologie - link [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Mandy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mandy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 03:48:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Damn, those Chinese really need to work on their quality control.</description>
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		<title>By: JN</title>
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		<dc:creator>JN</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:11:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I call BS.

No blood on the chair? A chair had enough air pressure to cause a death from the rectum ?

I dont buy it.</description>
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<p>No blood on the chair? A chair had enough air pressure to cause a death from the rectum ?</p>
<p>I dont buy it.</p>
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		<title>By: Hungryjack</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/202541/strange-but-true/boy-killed-by-anal-penetrating-chair.html/comment-page-1#comment-406800</link>
		<dc:creator>Hungryjack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 16:01:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Rectum?  Damn near killed em!</description>
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		<title>By: Alyssa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alyssa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 18:19:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's Mythbusting time...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s Mythbusting time&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: magnanimous</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/202541/strange-but-true/boy-killed-by-anal-penetrating-chair.html/comment-page-1#comment-406738</link>
		<dc:creator>magnanimous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 11:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Where is the blood ? Can a gas canister inside the chair create enough energy to puncture through the cushion and rip through the boy's ass ? 

I honestly cannot see even a single trace of blood.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where is the blood ? Can a gas canister inside the chair create enough energy to puncture through the cushion and rip through the boy&#8217;s ass ? </p>
<p>I honestly cannot see even a single trace of blood.</p>
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		<title>By: Sean</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 07:15:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sweet god in heaven. That. Sucks.</description>
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		<title>By: magnetite</title>
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		<dc:creator>magnetite</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 02:04:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"There's a reason why it is four legs on the floor and not two, Simpkins. Now get up. You look stupid."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s a reason why it is four legs on the floor and not two, Simpkins. Now get up. You look stupid.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: HeWhoKnowsAll</title>
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		<dc:creator>HeWhoKnowsAll</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 20:44:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No way the chair exploded and killed the kid.

Tha 'highly pressurized gas' in air, and it is only pressurized to the extent that it supports the weight of the chair's occupant.  If the boy weighed 80 kilos, then the total force the pneumatic cylinder produced could not be more than 80 kilos.

I doubt that 80 kilos is enough force to drive chair parts through the bottom of the chair and into the occupant, let alone with enough force to kill him.  If the chair actually killed anyone, it is far more likely that the chair collapsed and the boy was impaled by the cylinder as he fell onto it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No way the chair exploded and killed the kid.</p>
<p>Tha &#8216;highly pressurized gas&#8217; in air, and it is only pressurized to the extent that it supports the weight of the chair&#8217;s occupant.  If the boy weighed 80 kilos, then the total force the pneumatic cylinder produced could not be more than 80 kilos.</p>
<p>I doubt that 80 kilos is enough force to drive chair parts through the bottom of the chair and into the occupant, let alone with enough force to kill him.  If the chair actually killed anyone, it is far more likely that the chair collapsed and the boy was impaled by the cylinder as he fell onto it.</p>
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		<title>By: Cami</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cami</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 13:36:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>maybe it was actually a dildo modified chair, and the boy was being abused by the chair`s dildo which became lethal and expladed inside his thingy causing him internal injure and maybe he got contaminated from iron or some hazardous chinese material on the dildo, like the material from the toys that were removed.

poor little abused gay cute chinese boy pwned by dildo chair coz of dirteh teacher T_T</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>maybe it was actually a dildo modified chair, and the boy was being abused by the chair`s dildo which became lethal and expladed inside his thingy causing him internal injure and maybe he got contaminated from iron or some hazardous chinese material on the dildo, like the material from the toys that were removed.</p>
<p>poor little abused gay cute chinese boy pwned by dildo chair coz of dirteh teacher T_T</p>
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		<title>By: chenier</title>
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		<dc:creator>chenier</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 00:54:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yampster, If shrapnel hit him at the sort of speeds involved in this type of explosion then he really didn't have time to stand up; there would have been blood everywhere on the seat he was alleged to be sitting on..

I speak from the personal experience of having been blown up, by an exploding regulator on an oxygen cylinder; I can provide an informed description of what it is like to be in a room with a fire being fed by pure oxygen, and I can honestly say that in the nano seconds as I was flying through the air I was praying 'Please God  let all the other cylinders blow because I don't't want to be roasted alive..'

It was extremely selfish of me, since such an explosion would have taken out a very large chunk of the Barbican;  the vast array of glass there  would have been smashed inwards cutting people to shreds. On the other hand, when you find yourself faced with the roasted alive option, concern for others tends to fade... .</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yampster, If shrapnel hit him at the sort of speeds involved in this type of explosion then he really didn&#8217;t have time to stand up; there would have been blood everywhere on the seat he was alleged to be sitting on..</p>
<p>I speak from the personal experience of having been blown up, by an exploding regulator on an oxygen cylinder; I can provide an informed description of what it is like to be in a room with a fire being fed by pure oxygen, and I can honestly say that in the nano seconds as I was flying through the air I was praying &#8216;Please God  let all the other cylinders blow because I don&#8217;t't want to be roasted alive..&#8217;</p>
<p>It was extremely selfish of me, since such an explosion would have taken out a very large chunk of the Barbican;  the vast array of glass there  would have been smashed inwards cutting people to shreds. On the other hand, when you find yourself faced with the roasted alive option, concern for others tends to fade&#8230; .</p>
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		<title>By: Funky</title>
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		<dc:creator>Funky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 00:13:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Chairs like this use pneumatic slides but how can a small tube produce enough power to blast chair parts into a person? The second picture shows the bottom of the chair with no dent or hole and there's no blood.....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chairs like this use pneumatic slides but how can a small tube produce enough power to blast chair parts into a person? The second picture shows the bottom of the chair with no dent or hole and there&#8217;s no blood&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>By: yampster</title>
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		<dc:creator>yampster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 00:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I expect he stood up rather quickly as the steel entered his body. I'm sure I can see teeth marks on the arm of the chair though</description>
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		<title>By: Yes, really</title>
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		<dc:creator>Yes, really</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 23:34:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>To commentator #3: If a chair exploded underneath you, and you experienced immense pain of metal shards flying into your anus, would YOU just sit there for a while? Retard.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To commentator #3: If a chair exploded underneath you, and you experienced immense pain of metal shards flying into your anus, would YOU just sit there for a while? Retard.</p>
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		<title>By: really??</title>
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		<dc:creator>really??</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hmm, if he bled to death, why isn't there any blood on the chair? add me to the list of skeptics.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmm, if he bled to death, why isn&#8217;t there any blood on the chair? add me to the list of skeptics.</p>
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