The Temporary KKK Tattoo For All Recreational Nazis
CAN you dabble with Nazism, Islamofascism, Ann Coulter or any extreme right-wing nuts and then with a wipe of soft flannel return to the reasoned human being you once were?
Well, yes you can. With wipe on tattoos you are just a peel and press way from being a boss-eyed member of the Klu Klux Klan.
Wear on the lower arm or, for real power, the forehead.
Says a Charles Manson:
“If only I’d have had these when I was a kid I wouldn’t have had to use a razor blade and ink.
Helmut Hertz writes from Austria:
“After 60 years and 32 safe house in 7 countries I’m tired of running. With an SS temporary tattoo I’d have gottten clean away – literally!”
“The Jews have been using these fabrications for decades. Have you even spat on a so-called Holocaust survivors tattoo? The ink runs clean away. It’s the truth. Fact.”
Order you tattoos now. Don’t delay!
“Available in all good Paki shops” - Prince Harry.
Posted: 21st, February 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Strange But True Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 25th, 2009 at 12:34 am
Thanks for clearing that up! Good work!!
February 24th, 2009 at 10:05 am
You are more than welcome Magnetite…I wish I had thought of starting it in the first place…thanks for the inspiration…. Fo put me in the flow.
February 24th, 2009 at 10:01 am
Beautiful, Percy. I wish I’d thought of wrapping it up like that.
February 24th, 2009 at 9:45 am
Fo falls back in his chair and contemplates the bowl of cold rice & the bare bunk bed awaiting him after work….” I wish I had a nice warm fire and some clean, white bedsheets” thinks Fo
and in a flash of inspiration the perfect image appears on the screen in front of him..
” Thank fuck for that! ” cries Fo…..” That makes eight ….”
February 24th, 2009 at 1:32 am
In the metallic nest of his workstation, deep within a labyrinthine Chinese industrial sector that would put the brutally complex skyline of Blade Runner’s opening shots to shame, Fo sighs and rubs his eyes. He’s almost finished the packaging bar one small problem, but his tired brain just doesn’t want to move on to finding something to put in it.
“But which eight pictures?” he asks his overseer again.
“Any eight pictures!” barks Fo’s superior “You’ve got the whole internet there from which to take them. Well, some of it anyway. Do I have to do this for you?”
“No,” says Fo, and he sighs again. “Before you go - how do you spell safe in English?”
“Idiot!” comes the curt replay “It is ESS-AY-EFF-TEE! You’d better hurry up, Fo. The man you are sitting on starts his shift in ten minutes.”
February 24th, 2009 at 12:19 am
I’ve had a look at some of these racist dickheads’ websites and you’re right! But then, when you hear that they actually make guns for kids now……
Do the other tattoos mean anything?
February 23rd, 2009 at 5:31 am
They call themself “Knights of the KKK” they have “Grand Master Wizards” etc. It’s a KKK suit the dude’s wearing in the picture.
February 22nd, 2009 at 1:02 am
Dunno, but from the look of the eyes, he’s been up all night, a’cuttin and a’burnin.
February 22nd, 2009 at 12:54 am
Surely it’s not meant to be a Klansman, but can anyone enlighten me what it is supposed to be, please? Some kind of wizard/knight….?
WTF?
February 21st, 2009 at 8:56 am
What? Just…..just….what??
I’m speechless…..