Simon Cowell Freezes American Idol
SIMON Cowell wants his body to be frozen.
No, not by Botox and a face lift, but in a chest freezer.
Says Cowell at a dinner at 10 Downing Street:
“I have deiced to freeze myself when I die. You know, cryonics… I would be doing the nation an invaluable service.”
Cowell is banking on advances in science making his defrosting possible.
He is also banking on his dying when he is not in his dotage, a doddering, dribbling shell of a man in trousers pulled up just below his ears and his breast tucked into his surgical support stockings.
Cowell is also banking on there not being nuclear holocaust and the survivors, looking for meat, finding the microwaved Cowell and eating him.
Of maybe he is. Maybe this I what he means by his gift to the nation?
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April 11th, 2009 at 2:02 am
Hoping for a power failure the day after he buys the farm………..
February 24th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
…love the bit about “I have deiced to freeze myself when I die…”….!!
and another thing - those moobs could feed a small family of four for a week…
February 23rd, 2009 at 11:35 am
Oh, gift. I thought you meant something else.