Jade Goody: Jordan’s Flowers, Kill Her Now, Coleen Rooney And A Secret Ceremony
JADE Goody’s celebrity cancer: Jordan’s Flowers, Kill Her Now, Coleen Rooney And A Secret Ceremony.
Are the papers tying of the Jade Goody story? If she lingers for too long – months on the front page – perhaps the papers will start to turn on her.
Look out for “GET ON WITH IT JADE”, “HEAVEN WON’T WAIT FOREVER”, or …
The Sun (front page): “JADE: KILL ME NOW.”
Jade is:
“Distraught at diagnosis”
Brave Jade distraught? “Brave” is the epithet tabloids lost causes. And the grim news is that Jade Goody is terminally ill. But how does “brave” sit with “distraught”?
And:
“Jade Goody begged doctors to give her a lethal injection or pill after she was told the cancer was terminal.”
Jane Moore: “Would Jack have stayed with Jade?”
Dunno. Let’s guess…
Jack Tweed is just 21 and already has a criminal conviction to his name. And a nasty one at that. He attacked 16-year-old Daniel Steele with a golf club and his victim says he still suffers the after-effects of the assault.
And:
She says now: “If anyone had said to me ‘do you see yourself with Jack in the future?’ I would have said ‘no’.” A telling statement, so what’s changed? Well, Jade now has a death sentence hanging over her head. Perhaps this made her realise her true feelings for Jack.
Perhaps.
Or perhaps she simply figured she had nothing to lose by marrying him and enjoying her fantasy day.
Perhaps.
Either way, marriage is a binding contract, one that could entitle him to all of her hard-earned money, tax-free.
What yer saying, Jane?
I don’t doubt that Jack the lad loves her, but his staying power as a husband isn’t going to be tested and, given past form, he’s unlikely to change his spots. The tawdry stunt wearing women’s underwear simply confirms his immaturity.
Kids today. Good job Moore’s her to lend a guiding hand.
Daily Mirror (front page): “JADE: MY DEATH WISH ANGUISH.”
“She asked for suicide pill after diagnosis.”
The cancer-stricken mum, 27, revealed: “I said to the doctors, ‘Give me an injection or tablet. Let me go and let my kids get on with their lives’.”
Daily Mail: “Jade Goody: ‘I begged doctors to end my life’”
The Big Brother star revealed that she is helping her sons Freddie and Bobby to cope with her condition by using a book that the hospital gave her. It is about a dying badger, and explains heaven to children.
Daily Express: “JADE: I BEGGED THE DOCTORS TO HELP END MY LIFE”
“I would rather my kids remembered me as I was when I was well instead of watching me deteriorate in front of them,” she added. “That would really upset me.”
Keep them away from the papers and the gossip mags and the telly, and they should be ok.
Daily Star (front page): “JADE My secret second ceremony”
Is a secret no longer. Shem we missed it…
“EMOTIONAL SERVICE IS SET FOR MONDAY.”
Hats all round.
BATTLING Jade Goody is defying doctors by planning her sons’ Christening next week and vowing: “I will be there.”
You thought a renewing of wedding vows..?
She has been ordered to take a complete rest after her hectic wedding took its toll on her. But the cancer-stricken mum-of-two is determined to go ahead with the baptism of Bobby, five and Freddie, four, as soon as possible.
We can reveal that she has pencilled in next Monday as the big day.
Spritzers all round.
Times of India: “Jade wants to be remembered as Goody”
It’s her legacy…
“I still want everyone to remember me as Jade Goody. That’s who I am. I know it’s morbid, but I’ve told everyone that’s what I want on my headstone,” the Sun quoted her as saying in her New! magazine column.
Your name on your headstone? Well, it’s revolutionary , but that’s Jade, for yer. It might even catch on…
Essex Echo: “Firms’ touch of magic for Jade’s day”
TWO south Essex firms played a part in cancer sufferer Jade Goody’s emotional wedding to Jack Tweed. Catering company Chocolate Fools provided a tasty treat, while Partyman Company entertained at the pair’s glitzy reception…
Partyman World of Play, based in Repton Close, Basildon, supplied popular entertainer James Sinclair, also known as Jimbo… Jimbo, who owns the company, said: “Jade’s sons loved the show and thoroughly enjoyed being dressed head to toe in balloons and spending hours of fun on the giant inflatables, fun slides and bouncy castles. It was an honour for the Partyman Company to be a part of Jade’s special day.
“It is incredibly sad for her and her family, but for one day everyone was there to have a wonderful time, and that is all you can wish for.”
No, we can wish for more. Go on:
Theresa Smith, 39, co-owner of Chocolate Fools, was also at the couple’s reception… She explained “I e-mailed Jack Tweed before the wedding to ask if we could help by supplying them with a chocolate fountain and then Jade’s bridesmaid got in touch with us and it went from there. We set up the fountain at the reception and were there for the night. It was very emotional, but there were also a lot of laughs.”
Anyone laughing?
Posted: 25th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (22) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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April 1st, 2009 at 10:56 pm
To act all superior about the contradictory nature of some of Jade Goody’s statements just before her death is a bit pathetic. I had a best friend (who was an ex-girlfriend of mine) who died of cancer and when you are as close to the end as Jade was in her last few weeks the doses of morphine and other painkilling agents are such that it’s hard to think straight.
Jade Goody had a crap early life, and then got as lucky as she ever would be - she didn’t even win Big Brother, but she did get herself liked.
March 4th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Pardon? I beseech thee
The Deaf Bible - Numbers XIV:19
March 4th, 2009 at 9:02 am
IN TIME OF EXTREME PAIN & DARKNESS.
O Father of mercies ,and God of all comfort,have mercy upon me and
comfort me!
Lord increase my patience,or abate any pain.
Blessed Jesus, have mercy on me.
By thy agony and bloody sweat, by thy precious death and sufferings, good
Lord deliver me!
O dear saviour ,heal and help me.
Graciously look upon my afflications.
Pittifully behold the sorrows of my heart.
Mercifully forgive my sins!
From a 65 years old Jamaican woman living in East London.
February 27th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
The antis don’t ill wish other posters, just rather cynical about those who are involved.
Compassion should cover all comers, not lobbing turds of hatred to those who disagree.
February 27th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
The pro McCanns/Goody profess to be the compassionate ones though.
February 27th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
I think that could equally be said of the anti-McCann brigade as well…?
February 27th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
June Says:
It has also been compared to the more vicious pro McCanns style of poster
I’ve noticed the similarities as well June. Both also wish death and destruction on not only the posters of comments they disagree with but their whole families, including children.
And this is supposed to make them look like caring souls is it?
February 27th, 2009 at 8:41 am
What I as saying is I would be nice to to 999,999 people out of one million. I try not to hate people as life is too short.
February 27th, 2009 at 12:31 am
Dr Eggman
I think you should ask yourself whether the strain of being nice to one in a million people is telling upon you; perhaps one in a billiion would be easier on the adrenals? Just a kindly thought…
February 27th, 2009 at 12:28 am
I must confess some scepticism on the medical history of Becky Sharp’s cancer family; if it was that bad the erring genes would have been tracked down and written up by medics dazzled by the distant glow of the Nobel…
February 27th, 2009 at 12:16 am
I wasn’t totally sure if she was saying that if one’s family members contract cancer, then she hopes it is long and painful? I have every sympathy for her losing her daughter, I’m not a heartless bastard but…. As cynical as I am, I’d never wish death or illness on anyone. Well, 99.9999% of people anyway
February 27th, 2009 at 12:03 am
Not unnoticed , did you see bluegirls sentiments?
It has also been compared to the more vicious pro McCanns style of poster
February 26th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Why are people publishing their gushing tributes here, of all places? Surely The Sun would be a better place? Is Anorak going to collect them all and send them to wherever the inevitable book of condolence will be kept?
Three things in common with most of the pro- Jade postings here and passim
1. Wishing ill health on you or a desire for you to “rot in hell”.
2. A complete lack of punctuation, lots of spelling mistakes and the “X” button being battered.
3. They are the only people ever who know other people who have died.
February 26th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
[...] Wishing cancer on someone… [...]
February 26th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
what is it with some of you?.the girl is dying for gods sake .ive lost an 18yr old daughter and to have to read the drivel that is supposed to pass for journalism is a great indication of the space that must pass for brains in anorak.!if ever a female member of your family ever has to go through cancer …i hope they linger long a nd hard..
February 26th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
jade you look gorgeous on your wedding pics x I have followed your career throughout and u always made me laugh and u were an inspiration cause you always said what u thought and i really admire that about yo x You will be sadly missed but you will be at peace xxxxxxxxx your 2 boys are stunning and it’s sad that they will not be able to grow up with you but i have no doubt that they will think about every second of the day xxxxLove ya Jade xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
February 26th, 2009 at 12:40 am
leave jade alone, the poor girl has had a lot to contend with, and is doing it a lot better than me, and a lot of other people would, in her horrible unforgiving predicament. Jade, you look beautiful in your wedding pics, your boys are SSSSOOOOcute! and I would give my left arm (and I am left handed), to cure you…..I wish I could help you in some way……my family is cursed with cancer too (my gran had breast cancer and then died of lung cancer, her brother has had numerous episodes of bowel cancer, so has her other brother and my great gran had bowel cancer and breast cancer)……oh and i didnt mention that my grannys wee brother died of a brain tumour when he was 16, so I am no stranger to cancer. I hope you are strong for your wee guys and that you go when YOU decide……..when you have finally come to terms with what is going on….. I SALUTE YOU JADE!!!!!!!!! Go ON MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
February 25th, 2009 at 11:14 am
They have worked so hard to build her up, its inevitable they will chip away at the pedestal they have erected.
There will probably be anguished Mothers Day sentiments and then the ‘countdown’ . Possibly an offer of a trip to Switzerland by the tacky side of the media, if the bankers aren’t arrested before then
February 25th, 2009 at 11:03 am
[...] Let the two-minute silence begin… [...]
February 25th, 2009 at 10:41 am
turd
February 25th, 2009 at 10:37 am
sconed
February 25th, 2009 at 10:33 am
Frist!