The Best Coronation Street Quote Ever
IS this the best tabloid opening paragraph of all time?
“Friends fear for Coronation Street star Bev Callard after she dramatically took time off.”
Such is the drama in the Sun…
Posted: 25th, February 2009 | In: Media Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 25th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Oh, Anorak. You just made me remember Benny’s spanner on Crossroads.
Chenier, mine’s too old too, but I do a great bear-growl out of the side of my mouth that stops her questioning the eye-hole explanation when I’m a’kip.
February 25th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Eyelids for holes is a good ‘un. Shame my offspring is too old to enjoy it; she’d just whip out the opthalmascope and do a quick run down on my psychiatric history…
February 25th, 2009 at 11:33 am
June, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes. That’s what I tell the offspring anyway.
(I’m becoming dangerously used to Twitter. I hit the enter key just there and was shocked that it only produced a carriage return)
February 25th, 2009 at 11:22 am
Maybe she’s upstairs with Tracey?
February 25th, 2009 at 11:20 am
nah unconscious has a much better ring to it, unless your sleep was broken by really bad nightmares?
February 25th, 2009 at 11:17 am
In other news, I lose consciousness for several hours at a time.
Oh, wait. That’s called sleep.