Knife Crime: Black Youths Turn To Sharpened Carrots
BLACK crime. Knives. Ban the knives. But the toughs are moving on.
Needs must. Carrots. Peeld into a sharp point. A video:
jeez did you SEE the way he handled those carrots? gangsta trippin fo real man. Just glad he didnt get no tomatoes out, der woulda been MAYHEM then - ceilingcat07
Eat yer greens - or else!
Note: paring knives are dangerous. Take care with carrots.
Posted: 25th, February 2009 | In: Media, Terrible TV Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 26th, 2009 at 10:52 am
…or carrotted….
February 26th, 2009 at 9:01 am
…though it’s better than being tangoed…
February 26th, 2009 at 8:58 am
You spend your life hanging around the waterfront and all you get for your dreams is a pickled gherkin…
February 26th, 2009 at 8:57 am
……he could have been a contender!!!
February 26th, 2009 at 8:56 am
…make that a wannabe gherkin…
February 25th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
…no it’s not - it’s a gherkin with a dream…..
February 25th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Look out! He’s got a cucumber!
That’s not a cucumber, (zip!) THIS is a cucumber