Hail The Handy Sammy Braddy With Comely Leah Francis
NUTS magazine can think of six words to describe its cover page stunnas. Well, seven, actually - but “HANDY” might say more about its avid readers.
Eva Wyrwal (“Ample”), Sammy Braddy (“Buxom”), Leah Francis (“Busty”), Katie-Marie Cork (“Comely”), Rhian Sugden (“Voluptuous”) and Lindsey Strutt (“Hearty!”).
All the girls make up “Britain’s Boobiest Babes”, but can all be equally happy with their billing?
Voluptuous, buxom and busty are all staples of the lads’ mag lexicon. But would you want to be “ample”. Time is ample. And what of “comely”? Is Nuts sub-edited by Barbara Cartland?
But the pick of the bunch must be “Hearty” Lindsay Strutt. A breakfast is hearty, often of a condemned man. The breakfast should feature meat.
Here’s Lindsay with her knickers stretched across her backside like yoghurt on two vodka jellies. Her heartiness is apparent.
Lindsay says she needs a new name for her chests. Any ideas? What about steak and kidney? Liver and onions? Bacon and eggs?
Served gently…
Anorak - who has worked on lads mags (for shame) suggests:
Eva Wywral - Eva Readies!
Sammy Braddy - Bunch-tastics!
Leah Francis- Arse- See-Sees!
Katie-Marie Cork - Corkers!
Rhian Sugden - Sugg Em And See!
Lindsey Strutt -No Means Of Visible Support!
Posted: 26th, February 2009 | In: Key Posts, Media Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
Comments
February 26th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
No; hearty brings to mind jolly hockey stick types who would flatten any lad foolish enough bring his nuts within range…
February 26th, 2009 at 10:51 am
..hearty?? makes her sound like a rather large meal…. but, there again, I suppose……