Comments on: Cerrie Burnell And The Deformed Miley Cyrus, Beyonce, Phelps And Cristina Aguilera

By: Spieler | The Best of the Web

Spieler | The Best of the Web — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:42:51 +0000

[...] Brunell - a reader writes: I have found that threatening children with the loss of their limbs also works for making them [...]

By: Percy Stilton

Percy Stilton — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 09:16:50 +0000

…at The Percy Academy of Parenting we call this …Nasal Hygiene….
P.S. I have found that threatening children with the loss of their limbs also works for making them tidy their bedrooms too…

By: Anorak

Anorak — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 09:05:03 +0000

Dope has made his head grow - it can do that

By: Percy Stilton

Percy Stilton — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 09:04:37 +0000

“My daughter is only two and notices her arm. She thinks she is hurt every day.” “How do you explain to a three-year-old child why one of the presenters has half an arm?”……I suggest this concerned mother should explain to her child…by telling the little love that if she picks her nose just one more time…..this could happen to her”
A great way of using disability as a learning tool for keeping your little brats nose clean…

By: Spieler | The Best of the Web

Spieler | The Best of the Web — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 08:56:18 +0000

[...] Burnell - a reader writes: I wonder if Michael Phelps’ head was that tiny before he took up dope? Posted at 8:56 am by [...]

By: chenier

chenier — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 08:45:20 +0000

I wonder if Michael Phelps’ head was that tiny before he took up dope?

By: chenier

chenier — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 08:42:42 +0000

Massive hand and a very small man; one day he’ll learn that beer shrinks people…