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Jade Goody Celebrity Cancer: Jade’s Thumbs, Jack Tweed’s Cabbie, Bobby Writes And Nasty Jade

by | 4th, March 2009

JADE Goody celebrity cancer: Jade’s thumbs up, Jack Tweed’s guilt, Bobby writes and nasty Jade.

The Sun (front page): “Brave Jade’s pain as Jack faces jail”


More pain?

BRAVE Jade Goody gives a spirited thumbs-up yesterday just before collapsing in tears when she learned her husband could be thrown back in prison.

Part-time model Jack, 21, also wept when he was convicted of gripping a cabbie in a headlock, threatening to stab him and yanking his handbrake at 50mph. He will be sentenced in three weeks. And it is possible he will be locked away when Jade, 27, dies.

Jade We Hate You.

Brave. Tears. Possible.

Last night Mr [Stephen] Wilkins [victim] said Jack deserved to be jailed “but not right now”. He added: “I’m glad he’ll be able to spend time with Jade.”

You and Jack Straw both.

Why Jade should stay single


• You can do up your house however you want eg if Jack was really messy, Jade hasn’t got to tidy up after him any more.

Jade Goody has cancer.

* Shuddering Jade’s lips turned blue

COURAGEOUS Jade Goody suffered a terrifying reaction yesterday as she came round after the emergency operation to relieve her cancer pain. The 27-year-old began shuddering uncontrollably and her lips turned blue as her body recovered from her latest bout of punishing surgery.

Says a Kevin Adams the fitness coach from TV’s Fame Academy:

“She is in less pain now. On a scale of one to ten she was in a sharp pain of ten, but she is now around a six.”

A six… Can he more specific? Scoring out of ten is the stuff of football reports and Jerwmy Kyle “How sure are you that the baybees yours… out of ten”?

The bubble has finally burst for the thick foul-mouthed and thoroughly nasty piece of work that is Jade Goody – Lorraine Kelly, 2007

Daily Star (front page): “JADE GOOD NEWS AT LAST”

Jack, right? After too long married to the swine, he’s been banged up..?


Now if she can beat cancer…

“Plus her boys on the best mummy ever”

What better than Princess Diana? Mother Teresa? Nigella Lawson?

Bobby says his mum is the “best” and that her wedding was “the best day ever”.

Bobby wrote the note. And Jade thoughtful Jade read it aloud for the media. That he may be a celeb after mum has gone…

Daily Mirror (front page): I’ll keep smiling for my little boys”

Spirited Jade Goody gives thumbs-up after latest bowel op. She clutches weakly at a breathing tube as her life ebbs away.

Feeling queasy.

Yet ailing Jade Goody is a picture of true grit yesterday as she is wheeled from hospital following her latest pain-relieving op.

There are message from Mirror readers:

“You have faced this nightmare with such courage and humility…”

“I wake up thinking of you and go to bed thinking of you…”

“[Jack] is a wonderful young man …”


People : Randy Jack begs girls for lesbian act & group sex on lads’ ski hol while lover is home looking after the kids


SHAMED telly star Jade Goody faced fresh heartache last night after her love-rat boyfriend was caught by The People begging girls for sex on a lads-only trip.

Randy Jack Tweed,19, barely gave a second thought to his famous girlfriend as he prowled the bars of ski resort Val Thorens in the French Alps, looking for women.

And 25-year-old Jade couldn’t have been further from his filthy mind as he made a string of explicit sexual requests…

OFFERED to pay our girl £35 to perform a sex act on him.
BEGGED for group sex with our girl and her pal.
DEMANDED the girls put on a lesbian show.

Part-time model

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