Britney Spears Circus: Cellulite, Mime And A Hen Night

BRITNEY Spears is back is doing what she does best – filling the news. She’s on tour. The Circus tour. Roll up.

Britney Spears is back on the front page of the Star.

“Bulky Spears,” coos the Mail. “Is Britney a bigger star than ever?”

“Britney Spears shocked everyone as she kicked off her first world tour in five years – by actually singing a song,” writes Gordon Smart in the Sun, his key fact recorded over two pages of breathless text.

“Britney sang drippy ballad Everytime with her pre-recorded vocal track reduced to a minimum.”

So she mimed?

“Miss Brit lash,” says the Mirror on its front page. It’s “Spears’ cracking comeback concert,” say the 3am Girls in unison.

“Simulating sex, cracking a whip, twirling her nipple tassels… Britney Pears” sure knows how to mime like a Hen party on a night out in Rhyl.

But the pick of the Spears belongs to the Express, which position its Britney comeback story alongside an advertorial for anti-cellulite cream.

Britney Spears – why do they stare?

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Posted: 5th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink