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Rachel Ray Does Soft Porn And Method Acting Cooking

by | 5th, March 2009

HATS off to Rachel Ray is the perky TV chef. If she stops taking the injections she will one day grow up into Nigella Lawson.

Anyhow, Ray is getting her baps out for FHM.

But it’s not porn. It’s self-empowerment. Ray is not just another food bore, another self-righteous Jamie Oliver, Hugh or Gordon Ramsay. Ray is the face, buttocks, breasts and thighs of Dunkin Donuts. She has endorsed Burger King.

Ray is becoming what she makes, method acting cook.

Says Ray:

“I thought if I’m gutsy enough to do this, this is a good thing for everybody. This is the everywoman, here she is.”

If Vitruvian Man has long shaggy hair and arms outstretched like football fans mocking a player’s miss, Everywoman can be a wet look TV cook. Says Ray:

“And I thought, what the heck? I asked my husband what he thought of it and he said, oh, kinda cool. And I did it and it was the most scared I’ve ever been and I wouldn’t change a thing. I’d do it again tomorrow.”

The trick is knowing when to stop. First it’s FHM, then it Playboy, then Fat and Forty and before long you’re cooking live in a Thai nightclub.

Rays says her mother is displeased with the shoot and believed FHM stood for “Food and Home.

Delia might agree…



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