
Michael Jackson To Play Ten Dates In O2 Oxygen Tent
MICHAEL Jackson tells the fans in London:
“This is it. This is the final curtain call. See you in July.”
The press release tells of 10 shows in London in July at the O2, the former Millennium Dome.
“This is it, I really mean it,” says Jackson. “This O2 Oxygen Tent is what I’ve been waiting for. It is the perfect venue. So long as the fans wear masks and bring their own bottled air - or buy the offical air at the stands - things will be amazing and beautiful.”
Jackson fans have begun to gather outside the Lanesborough Hotel in London. Jackson is due to appear at any moment.
“This is it,” says one. “This is really it.”
Says an American fan:
“It’s like totally it.”
Says a man who wishes to remain anonymous;
“Catch it!”
Jackson needs the money, having been forced to sell his Neverland ranch and stop work on his Care Bear fertility programme.
Posted: 5th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Photojournalism Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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March 6th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
LOL Cheryl, it’ll be like his Thriller video.
Is that why he keeps grabbing his willy as well - in case that falls off?
March 6th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
I can’t believe people are going to actually pay to go listen to him sing! Well, maybe they watch his nose fall off as he moves around the stage.
March 6th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
don’t be daft - Michelle Obama is black, whilst Michael Jackson obviously has the Dulux emulsion gene….
March 6th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Michelle O’bama, Michelle Jackson, they look so alike - are they related?
March 6th, 2009 at 9:42 am
Is it a duo with Jarvis Cocker then?
March 6th, 2009 at 9:28 am
I’ve heard he’ll be showing the youth of London his Gary Glitter.