Woman Gatecrashes Funeral And Hits Deceased With Magic Wand
AT the Church of God in Gray Court, South Carolina, Nicole Marie-Loretta Leonard has joined the funeral procession.
She enacts a funeral danced in front of the service, waves a wand over the coffin, opens it and hits the deceased man on the head with a wand. By way of finale she throws the flowers from the casket at the bereaved family.
She drives off in a burgundy Toyota with North Carolina plates.
America… has talent.
Police respond and pull Nicole Marie-Loretta Leonard over. She admits it all.
It, says she, “felt it was the right thing to do at the time.”
Leonard, a graduate from The Center For Massage and Natural Health in Weaverville, N.C., says on her web page:
“My private office is tucked away in a serene valley surrounded by an amazing mountain-scape. My loving energy and slow flowing technique provide a truly outstanding relaxation massage.”
Are you relaxed yet? What about you in the hole?
Posted: 6th, March 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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