Woman Gatecrashes Funeral And Hits Deceased With Magic Wand
She enacts a funeral danced in front of the service, waves a wand over the coffin, opens it and hits the deceased man on the head with a wand. By way of finale she throws the flowers from the casket at the bereaved family.
She drives off in a burgundy Toyota with North Carolina plates.
America… has talent.
Police respond and pull Nicole Marie-Loretta Leonard over. She admits it all.
It, says she, “felt it was the right thing to do at the time.”
Leonard, a graduate from The Center For Massage and Natural Health in Weaverville, N.C., says on her web page:
“My private office is tucked away in a serene valley surrounded by an amazing mountain-scape. My loving energy and slow flowing technique provide a truly outstanding relaxation massage.”
Are you relaxed yet? What about you in the hole?