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Bottled English Channel Water Sold As Health Remedy

by | 8th, March 2009

TO you, mon brave, £10 for a vial of Afrin PureSea Hydrating Nasal Rinse “the only nasal rinse product made of 100 per cent purified seawater”.

Harvested from the waters between Ye Olde England and La Belle France, AFHNR an onomatopoeic acronym rooted in the sounds made by the waters cascading from your face will clear your tubes.

Bathers in Bournemouth will know the sensation well as unrefined AFHNR washes over you and in you like a foamy wave time after time after time. Or else lie back and squeeze your wet costume over your face, taking care to inhale.

Afrin PureSea Medium Stream provides a continuous stream of 100% purified sea water, whereas Afrin PureSea Gentle Mist and Ultra-Gentle Mist provide a lighter flow of sea water in the form of a mist.

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