Man Adapted Letter Box To Showcase His Penis

A PERVERT who stuck his penis through his letterbox so passers-by could see it has been spared jail.

Bryan Owens adapted the draft excluder around the letterbox on his front door so his penis would fit through.

Owens, or part of him, was seen by a cleaner on her way to work. He was cautioned.

One month later he was upbraided for repeating his action.

Owens, of South Shields, is up before the Beak. He pleads guilty to
exposure. No evidence is required and Exhibit A remains hidden from view.

What is more, Mr Shields does not offer the defence that his “beware of the dog sign” had fallen of his “gate post” nor that his the penis was bearing flag which featured the legend “No Cold Callers or Junk Mail”.

Says Prosecutor Paul Caulfield to Newcastle Crown Court:

“He had adapted the draft excluder to make a whole wide enough for Him to stick his penis through so others could see it.

“It seems quite clear the defendant would have been watching the reaction, as there was a spy hole at eye level in the UPVC door.”

Judge Esmond Faulks sentenced Owens to a community order for two years with supervision and ordered sign the sex offenders’ register for five years.

By hand.

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