
Lucy Pinder Eyes Up Prince Harry Hot Ginger
LUCY Pinder says: “I WANT HARRY!”
Lucy is pictured on the Daily Sport’s cover alongside a picture of a wide-eyed Prince Harry Basebell Cap.
Lucy has done her research and decided that it’s no good seducing Harry in the pages of Tatler or the court circular dispatches, and he is far more likely to read her Situations Vacant ad in his favourite organ, bar one (natch.).
Says Pinder:
“Dark hair does it for me, but there are hot blonde guys and I’ve seen some hot gingers, Prince Harry’s quite fit.”
Prince Hot Ginge, as he is now known, gets the added:
“And he’s a soldier, mmmm!”
Not to worry, readers, Pinders not to be wearing burka over her Luton Town football top any moment soon, her “mmmm” no stuttering opening to “Mmmmmmmurdering scum!”.
Brunette Lucy is not one to go overboard, though, for her modesty is all.
“Blondes have all the fun for too long! Now I’d like to think we’re all having equal amounts of fun.”
Black, brown, yellow or red, Harry doesn’t mind, what with him having graduated from his Army equality module with flying colours…
Posted: 11th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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March 11th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
…oops, sorry, I got an error message the first time I posted so I tried again… it wasn’t supposed to come out twice.
March 11th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
You do realise that the article is a complete load of balls, right? Remember what paper it’s in…
…and Lucy supports Southampton, not Luton