Henrik Stenson’s Rules For Naked Golf (Video)

IF ever a thing were suited to hold all the evils ills, diseases, and burdensome labours of the world, then it is golf’s claret jug.

Here’s golfer Henrik Stenson stripping down to his white pants at the WGC-CA Championship on the Florida’s Blue Monster course.

Stenson’s ball has landed on mud in a water hazard and rather than getting his shoes and socks dirty removes them; and his tops and trousers.

Says he:

“Because of the mud I couldn’t really afford to play in any of my clothes as they would have been a real mess down the last six or so holes so I had no option. I was only wearing two things when I hit the shot, my jocks and my golf glove - that is the only thing that will appear in the picture aside from the golf club - just the way God created me.”

Golfers are born wearing pressed white Y-fronts and sporting a Three Iron, which may explain why golf widows look so pained.

Stenson has no tatoos, very little body hair and pinky-beige skin. He is the identikit naked golfer…

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Posted: 13th, March 2009 | In: Sports Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink