The Kerry Katona Mystery Millions Mystery
KERRY Katona has called a press conference to tell the massed media that she has left Mark Croft and wants to know what happened to her missing milliosn. Says one Frank Cochran, a forensic accountant from Celebrity Financial Planning:
“We will be working to remove her bankruptcy order ASAP. If anyone has any information considered useful, I would appreciate them contacting me at their earliest convenience.”
He will “get to the bottom of this pit and see where the money train goes’ by evaluating what was missing and where it had gone.
Adding:
“It could be the case that she’s just spent it.”
The mystery deepens…
Posted: 14th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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