That Ryanair Stewardess Is Porn Star Edita Bente
MEET “SAUCY stewardess” Edita Schindlerova, porn star and drinks wallah for no frills (surely frillies? – Ed) airline Ryanair.
Such is the onboard entertainment – gimme a beat.
For Sun readers looking to further research Edita’s career, knows that “she features on adult websites as ‘Edita Bente’, where graphic photos show her having sex with a mystery man.”
Tom Wells is the Sun’s man hunched over his PC. Says Edita:
“I had this s*** a year ago with a pilot with nothing better to do than check the internet.”
Pilots are just hacks with wings and a taller desk.
Says the Sun:
Edita starred in Ryanair’s 2009 calendar wearing silver high heels and a purple bikini.
Says a Ryanair spokesman:
“What people do before or after they work for us is their business.”
But might it be the other way around? Might it be that Edita was attracted to Ryanair because of the schooly uniform and stories of blow jobs in business class?
Edita might yet equip the carrier with a new way to making money, as her films are broadcast in a revamped toilet cubicle, charged by the second as aides for those unable to reach the peep hole – with post-coitus smoke encouraged…
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Posted: 17th, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
March 28th, 2009 at 8:06 am
mary needs a fuck
March 18th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Get your tits out Mary
March 18th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Some of the studios she’s worked with in the Czech Republic have associations with
some pretty heavy stuff, including Trafficked Girls. If Ryan Air think it’s alright for one of their employees to be involved in this extra curricular activities then it doesn’t
say much for them.
March 18th, 2009 at 7:38 am
Top tottie with nice set of wings, good tail and ingenious method for in-flight refueling.
March 17th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
yep, the BJ thing would have gone down a treat (sorry!) but he then went and spoiled it all by saying something stupid like he would charge people to use the toilets…. Gerald Ratner, anyone….?
March 17th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
His airline offered BJ’s to business and first class customers he’d put all the other airlines in Europe out-of-business. I haven’t decided if he is the craziest businessman or shrewdest businessman I have heard of but most likely a combination of both!
March 17th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
…maybe those comments recently from the Ryanair CEO about blow jobs mid-air weren’t so far off after all….?