Anorak

Anorak | That Ryanair Stewardess Is Porn Star Edita Bente

That Ryanair Stewardess Is Porn Star Edita Bente

by | 17th, March 2009

edita ryanair That Ryanair Stewardess Is Porn Star Edita BenteMEET “SAUCY stewardess” Edita Schindlerova, porn star and drinks wallah for no frills (surely frillies? – Ed) airline Ryanair.

Such is the onboard entertainment – gimme a beat.

For Sun readers looking to further research Edita’s career, knows that “she features on adult websites as ‘Edita Bente’, where graphic photos show her having sex with a mystery man.”

Tom Wells is the Sun’s man hunched over his PC. Says Edita:

“I had this s*** a year ago with a pilot with nothing better to do than check the internet.”

Pilots are just hacks with wings and a taller desk.

Says the Sun:

Edita starred in Ryanair’s 2009 calendar wearing silver high heels and a purple bikini.

Says a Ryanair spokesman:

“What people do before or after they work for us is their business.”

But might it be the other way around? Might it be that Edita was attracted to Ryanair because of the schooly uniform and stories of blow jobs in business class?

Edita might yet equip the carrier with a new way to making money, as her films are broadcast in a revamped toilet cubicle, charged by the second as aides for those unable to reach the peep hole – with post-coitus smoke encouraged…

Legs In The Air: Sports Illustrated Has Plane Naked Bar Refaeli

Finally, a plane you can have sex with




Posted: 17th, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink