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AIG Recruits Che Guevara

by | 18th, March 2009

AIG has made its demands known – unless bonuses are paid in full than something bad might happen to you one day. It’s best to be sure so pay up without delay.

Protection is all. Do we understand each other?

In the spirit of achiveing a mutal understanding, AIG has now recruited Che Guevara to run its financial products division.

Unless you pay up, it will very badd for you and your fmaily, your car, your home, your dog, your holiday bags shodl they fall into the wrong hands..:

If our entire era could be described in a single picture, it would be this one (from Fairfield County Look via TPM): the current head of AIG Financial Products (the division that lost all the money) wearing a Che Guevara tee-shirt at a cocktail party.

Give AIG the money or else… you can always kill yourself:

Iowa senator Charles Grassley, Republican, tells Cedar Rapids, Iowa, radio station WMT:

“I suggest, you know, obviously, maybe they ought to be removed. But I would suggest the first thing that would make me feel a little bit better toward them if they’d follow the Japanese example and come before the American people and take that deep bow and say, I’m sorry, and then either do one of two things: resign or go commit suicide.

“And in the case of the Japanese, they usually commit suicide before they make any apology.”

Note: Your insurance may be valid if you kill yourself, so too your pension (unless you work for AIG, natch.).

Che Spotter: Balloon Juice.



Posted: 18th, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Money Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink