Which Premier League star drives a chrome penis?
HAVE a guess which Prem star has just bought a shiny chrome Mercedes sports car, worth around £350,000. (If you have very good eyesight, you might be able to figure it out from the photo on the left).
Answer after the jump…
The driver is… drum roll… William Gallas, Arsenal’s French defender. Way to not draw attention to yourself, Billy.
We can’t see ourselves in that car. Oh, hang on a minute…
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March 19th, 2009 at 10:23 am
Ha ha ha. Good one Percy.
March 18th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Anokak…you may see…. a shiny penis…. but I also see…. a flash c*nt….