Jade Goody Number Plate For Sale And Jade’s Burial Plot Busy
JADE Goody celebrity cancer: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s celebrity cancer with Jade’s num,ber plate, no room at the plot and nurse rage…
Press Association: “Nurse car vandalised at Goody home”
Police have been called to the home of Jade Goody after a car belonging to a nurse caring for the terminally-ill reality TV star was damaged, apparently by vandals.
Officers said they were called shortly before 7am and told a Toyota Yaris parked outside Goody’s home in Upshire, Essex had been dented and had a window smashed.
Fore!
Witnesses said the car belonged to a Marie Curie nurse who was looking after Goody.
Sify: “No room in cemetery for dying Jade Goody”
Cancer-stricken British reality TV star Jade Goody’s wish to be buried in a flower-filled churchyard near her home after her death has been dashed because of lack of space in the cemetery.
The Big Brother star had requested a plot at St John The Baptist Church in Buckhurst Hill, Essex. But it has now emerged that the graveyard is already full…
“Unfortunately St John’s is full, so she cannot be buried there. All the parties will be trying to arrange (a place) close by,” said Goody’s publicist Max Clifford.
Can’t someone be moved? It’s for Jade, after all… Tsk!
This Is Bristol: “Builder’s ‘J Goody’ number plates to raise cash for star’s sons”
A builder from Downend is selling his personalised “J Goody” number plates to raise money for terminally ill Jade Goody’s children.
Jason Goodfield, 22, bought the J600 DYY plates five years ago for £250 because his nickname is Goody.
Anyone else see J Goody?
He has now put them up for sale on an internet auction site with a reserve price of £10,000, and will donate half the cash to the Big Brother star’s two sons.
Number plates - see: Big Brother’s Jade Goody Goes To Jail - Like Paris Hilton.
Jason, who is engaged with an 8-month-old son called Jake, said: “I have been reading about Jade’s battle with cancer and I recently had a little boy myself, so I feel really sorry for her kids being left without a mum at such a young age. Hopefully this money will help them out a bit.”
Jade Goody is alive…
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March 23rd, 2009 at 11:07 am
We move ever closer to Nigel Kneale’s The Year of the Sex Olympics
March 23rd, 2009 at 9:33 am
Thankyou for the welcome Magnetite, appreciated.
Grins. You are indeed, the man. No sarcasm at all there!! Promise.
Percy -
“.it was & is lazy, sleazy junk journalism of the worst & cruellest kind”
Normally I would agree with you, but can you not see that you cant really say this about Jade Goody? She really did welcome the media. Whatever her reasons were, she knew what she was doing and to be honest, I’ve read little cruelty, more on sites like these. Tellng someone they are going to hell is pointless, and more a bad reflection on the person who posted. It shows little education, wit or empathy.
Just because I wouldnt dream of ever parading myself, or my loved ones in this way, I realise that this was an exception, and very hard to read. I cannot judge her by my own standards on this occasion. She did what she wanted to do and I have to just smile and say ‘if thats what you want, good on you’.
My worry is that she’s opened the doors. I guess the press complaints commission will be busy in the upcoming celeb deaths if the press think they can do this from now on.
March 23rd, 2009 at 9:27 am
Good morning Percy (and everyone),
Interestingly you were in my dreams last night, Perce. Sadly you committed suicide after handing on a psychic talent for prescience to me. Then there were some pink Mack trucks filling an intersection. (Freudian fapping field day?) I wrote down as much as I could remember. Pro tip; Never meddle with cheese, peanut butter and baked bean toastes before bedtime, no matter how oddly tasty they may turn out to be.
March 23rd, 2009 at 9:17 am
Good Morning Magnetite….so nice to see you in such magnetic & matey form…as ever….whata man
Percy XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx
March 23rd, 2009 at 9:10 am
Has anyone been evicted from the graveyard yet? you know - a bit like BB but earthier
March 23rd, 2009 at 9:10 am
Jacqueline, if your reply definitely wasn’t casual sarcasm then my earlier one definitely wasn’t casual insincerity
Welcome to Anorak.
In the geological record of Anorak, I am an upper, thin layer of Pantagruelistic strata. The detritus of the modern. June and others, you will find, are the bedrock. Without their strong foundations, relative newcomers like me would be shaken away by the frequency of the Celebriworld’s tremors and quakes. Anorak himself is the churning, compelling, creative core that keeps us warm and maintains habitability.
So I got here by standing on the shoulders of giants, so to speak. Welcome again.
March 23rd, 2009 at 8:59 am
I awlays claim a subdural haematoma when I’m really pis*ed me off… is that the same thing?
March 23rd, 2009 at 8:55 am
Jaqueline…why don’t you raise your concerns about the piss poor standard of Jaded junk journalism with the Press Complaints Commission & Parliament….I am sure they would be pleased to listen to your story…after they have heard from the Greedy, The Grubby and the Ugly….
March 23rd, 2009 at 8:44 am
Heat buys articles??
Merciful Heavens. Do not tell Old Man Anorak that particular snippet of information it’s very likely to cause another sub-arachnoid aneurysm.
He’s like a bear with a sore head when he has those.
March 23rd, 2009 at 8:41 am
…and most of the stories & pics in the newspapers & T.V. were fed to them by P.R. and press agencies…..it was & is lazy, sleazy junk journalism of the worst & cruellest kind , all of it was of no worth other than profit, a waste of paper & print in my satirical opinion….although at the least, it has given us all someone & somethings to laugh about.
March 23rd, 2009 at 8:32 am
“Moderator - Anorak is a satirical site, taking the piss out out of the Media /media”
Hey, rock and roll, I got a comment from the moderator within my first couple of posts, and telling me to clear off no less!
I always thought Satire was clever and fabulously sarcastic. The use of the weapon of wit. Perhaps its just me, but I’ve always thought satire as being much more than being a bully. Dont get me wrong, I love sarcasm, its my fav form of humour, but for me it has to be done with people who are not in a position of weakness.
I guess its a thin line.
Magnetite, thankyou, that was a fabulous post, made me laugh, a lot! Oh, and sadly I think you may find that Heat magazine was hot on the tails of the red-top newspapers, not the other way round. In fact nearly all their celeb articles has been bought from newspapers and TV, so the magazine is full of a weeks worth of celeb rubbish.
March 22nd, 2009 at 6:47 pm
R.I.P XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX MISS U LOADS XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
March 22nd, 2009 at 6:47 pm
LOVE YOU JADE HOPE U GO IN HEAVEN XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX R.I.P
March 22nd, 2009 at 4:48 pm
SHE WON’T NEED NO NUMBER PLATE WHERE SHE’S GOING
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March 22nd, 2009 at 4:00 pm
I dont know June, you tell me. You all seem to know everything.
March 22nd, 2009 at 9:41 am
What is it they say about sarcasm Jacqueline?
March 22nd, 2009 at 8:04 am
Yeah, sorry about that Jacqueline. I spent some time working for God (the Anglican one, and in a purely clerical capacity. No laying on of hands). It’s hard to flush the habit of condescension out of the blood after that. I shall probably carry it with me to the grave, like an otherworldly hepatitis infection. Managing it with small doses of humility and by being just as harsh with myself.
If our newspapers have to become like Heat to keep their circulation figures up, what then must Heat become to compete with them? A celebrity-story Penny Dreadful? A stalkers guide to the stars? A part-work on the methods and manners of worship of these new gods? A Domesday Book of A to Z-list cellulite coverage worldwide? Isn’t it already all of these things? How much worse can it become?
Should we not say anything as the nation’s workplaces and social areas are taken over completely by inane babble about Angelina Jolie’s latest African baby harvest, or what’s in Jude Law’s bins?
Thinking about it just there, I shuddered so hard that I almost slipped a disc.
March 22nd, 2009 at 6:32 am
Bless me? Why, thankyou. How incredibly kind of you, tho I must admit, that patronising comment made me wince too.
*I really dont understand the need to be unkind over Jade. Dont get me wrong, am not a fan at all, but what is the point in being nasty about her, and nasty about the news coverage? If you dont want to hear about it, move on. Dont read. Dont comment. Dont be part of the media machine, and lose the superior attitude.*
Oh, and well done Anorak for being around longer than Heat magazine. Here’s a gold star for you June, that was such a wonderful debate.
Moderator - Anorak is a satirical site, taking the piss out out of the Media /media. *But perhaps take your own advice if you don’t like us
March 21st, 2009 at 11:46 pm
isn’t it amazing Anorak’s been going for 14 years and Heat how long? Anyway is Heat to be read ? I looked at a copy once, but I wasn’t well at the time
March 21st, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Bless you, Jacqueline. I assume that we are all keenly aware of the need to maintain a distance from the immoderate media while retaining readership among its exiles.
ThoughI doubt any of us, including the Venerable Anorak, could read Heat without wincing.
March 21st, 2009 at 8:26 pm
How wonderdul this is. Perhaps its just me, but do you not see the irony of this whole website? And how much scouring of TV, papers and the internet it must take to put together.
And yet… you all, web designers and readers alike, like to pour scorn? How crystal clear the view must be from so high up on your perch, convienently forgetting that you are here reading all this, presumably without a gun to your head.
I think all members of the press and media should wear t-shirts saying “Supply and demand” . In the meantime, dont forget to renew your subscription to ‘Heat’ you snobs, and stop pretending you don’t love it.
March 21st, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Cheryl
If it wasn’t Macmillan or Marie Curie it would be the local NHS district nurse, and if she is so ill then her choice to be at home rather backs up PeterMac’s view as she would have to discharge herself from hospital care. If terminally ill, the options are hospital, hospice or home care all with SRN’s giving round the clock care, and all free.
With Jack Tweed’s prospects looking fairly dim, ie two assault charges,( he already is out under licence and facing further imprisonment) unless their father is involved , JG’s sons futures do look bad.
The ending of JG’s life is sad for her, but absolutely tragic for her sons, but the financial outlook is bright for them.
I would say once she has died the Social Services will be heavily involved, as I doubt very much Jack Tweed would get custody.
March 21st, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Petermac, just did a quick search re Marie Curie Care over there and it is also free care and they rely on donations also. Thus, did Macmillan ‘get sacked’ as you stated or are both charitable organizations taking care of her?. Would you be happier if Jade Goody received no nursing home care as she dies from cancer, since the contempt you have for her comes through loud and clear in statements you make?
Pity your contempt for her has also now been focused on her children with your predictions with not nice remarks….”Watch this space in 10 years time for full details of how they go off the rails, a combination of being from the shallow end of the gene pool, and people telling them they are important.”
March 21st, 2009 at 4:07 pm
bulldump, by ‘long’ books, do they mean Janet and John?
PeterMac, I think their father has an onerous task ahead of him in raising the boys, can’t see Tweed having any interest other than fiscal, can you?
March 21st, 2009 at 3:40 pm
“Witnesses said the car belonged to a Marie Curie nurse who was looking after Goody.”
Why did the Macmillan ones get sacked ?
Or is this to avoid having to make a donation to peole who really matter in the world, who really care, and who really do something useful.
And to the bloke with the stupid numberplate - ‘The kids already have a million pounds, they don’t need any more’. The million alone will destroy them.
Watch this space in 10 years time for full details of how they go off the rails, a combination of being from the shallow end of the gene pool, and people telling them they are important.
March 21st, 2009 at 3:03 pm
The nation was gripped last night at the news that Jade Goody is “still” dying of Terminal Cancer.
The Reality TV star and stunt double for everyone’s favourite television porker “Babe” was engaged in a particularly scandalous orgy with several men on noted Indian Televison Show “Any Hole is a Goal Sahib”
“Miss Goody is definitely still dying. This is a topic in the public interest and we’re still sure that she’s still dying. Still, as long as she’s still dying we’re going to keep telling the people she’s still dying.”
sources have been able to confirm that Ms. Goody is in fact “still dying”, one consultant surgeon even going so far as to say that she is “definitely for it” and “I would recommend she doesn’t start any long books but I don’t think that need be a worry.”
March 21st, 2009 at 3:00 pm
ohh god, is it still going on?
March 21st, 2009 at 2:58 pm
I think the ghouls are spoiled for choice, they have JG and NR, bound to be a third, bit like buses really?
Strange though they aren’t worshipping at the alter of a dead hero Patrick Azimkar? but of course he isn’t a celeb, is he?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/northernireland/5023136/Soldier-saved-friend-before-he-was-shot.html
March 21st, 2009 at 2:41 pm
The best thing about the rapidity and number of publication of Jade Goody stories are that there is almost no place for those Lovecraftian ghouls who lurk around the now less traversed paths, like those of the Madeleine McCann tragicomedy.
Something (new) to see here. Move along. Move along.