Anorak | John Mayer Dumps Jennifer Aniston To Write The Great American Tweet

John Mayer Dumps Jennifer Aniston To Write The Great American Tweet

by | 24th, March 2009

JENNIFER Aniston, the luckiest actress in Hollywood, is said to have split from lover John Mayer because he was spending too much time on Twitter and not enough time with her.

A Twitter post is at most 140 characters. Either Mayer is not all that fast a reader, or else he was working on the perfect Tweet, what we may call The Great American Tweet .

A source tells Star magazine about Aniston, the world’s first Twitter Widow.

“John suddenly stopped calling her or returning her emails and when she would finally catch up with him, he’d say: ‘I’ve been so busy with work. I’m sorry I haven’t had time to call you back’.”

That’s 74 characters, minus speech marks and including spaces.

The source adds:

“Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates. Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?'”

Jen counters with 88 characters (same rules as above).

Shortly after Aniston’s call, Mayer’s Twitter update read:

‘This heart didn’t come with instructions.’

That’s… 40 characters.

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