Mrs Nutt Over-Run By Squirrels
OONAGH Nutt, of Moira in County Down, says squirrels have taken over her home:
Says she:
“I thought it was lovely, I called one of them Hazel but then the next thing they’d got into the house.”
Hazel Nutt:
“They chewed their way through my roof in several places, they tunnel through the cavity walls…
Wall Nutt.
…they live under the floor boards, they go to the toilet in the attic.
Pee Nutt.
“Up close they are quite frightening - they look like puppy dogs with big hands, they growl and bark at you, they’re vicious things. They’ll go for you.
Nutters.
“I have a small child in the house and regularly at night the scratching and chewing and moving about will wake him up.”
Butter (wouldn’t melt in his mouth) Nutt
And so on…
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April 2nd, 2009 at 9:31 pm
If they’re Irish squirrels, they must be from the militant branch?
April 2nd, 2009 at 9:19 pm
You can make an excellent stew out of squirrels. You can even use roadkill if it is found on a cool morning, but safer if you can guarantee they are fresh, an airgun in the garden secures a sunday hot-pot.
March 30th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
What a lot of people don’t realise is that household insuance policies will often not cover damage by vermin either so if a squirrel chews through a water pipe or electical wiring you might find yourself without cover
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