Self-Portrait of Faceless Adolf Hitler On Sale
A PAINTING by misunderstood artist Adolf Hitler is going on sale at Ludlow Racecourse this April. There are 13 works in all but the star lot is a picture of AH sitting on a bridge in 1910.
The self-portrait shows Hitler without nose, mouth or eyes.
Says a source in the Catholic Church:
“This is the real Hitler, a man who overcame disability. Germans love the udnerdog and took the featureless Adolf to their hearts. It was only in the post-war years that mocking Jewish artists drew eyes on his face, a nose and mouth. The moustache was a smear of Marmite - Hitler was like Marmite - and just stuck.”
Hitler inspired many artists, notably Pablo Picasso…
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March 26th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
This shows conclusively that Hitler was a better painter than Churchill.
The battle cry of ‘Der Fuhrer’ SS division
“Ein Nachmittag, zwei Farbschichten” (One afternoon, two coats. His family motto)
brought terror to the world in his attempts to prove it
March 26th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
What is AH doing with his left hand?
March 26th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
that’s OK - he was an ugly bastard anyway…..