
Synagogue Sells Used Celebrity Underwear
THE New North London Synagogue invites celebrities to auction off autographed pairs of underwear for charity.
The auction is on eBay:
Alex Kingston
Aline Crumb
Alison Goldfrapp
Anthea Turner
Cath Kidston
Constance Briscoe
Daniel Day-Lewis
David Morrissey
Emma Thompson
Fay Ripley
Helen Mirren
Ian Hislop
Jah Wobble
Jarvis Cocker
John Hegley
Kirsty Young
Nick Cave
Nick Hornby
Ray Winstone
Ricky Gervais
Sacha Baron
Sheila Hancock
Steve Bell
Theo Walcott
Tilda Swinton
Tom Chambers
Tracey Moberly & Mark Thomas
Benjamin Zephaniah
Joanna Lumley
Sandi Toksvig
Sue Perkins
What, no Vanessa Feltz?!
Posted: 27th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (11) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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March 27th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Vanessaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 27th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Let me know of Sean Connery or Anthony Hopkins donate theirs.
March 27th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
no - I am glad to report I am problem-free, apart from here…. if anyone has any suggestions, I am all ears….
March 27th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Are you having problems on any other Wordpress-powered sites or blogs, dairy? It’s powerful mojo Wordpress is, but touchy sometimes.
March 27th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
…somebody is, Magnetite - I have now been in moderation for months and it is starting to P me off big style as I am getting no feedback to my requests regarding re-registering to try and solve the problem or whether there is a permanent solution on the horizon…..
March 27th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
In moderation for just this post? Don’t panic people, there’s no payload in my prattle - not a political point posed or a paleotheological parody postulated. In short, as I have plenty, I’m not taking the P’s.
March 27th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
I’d have to (if I were able) buy Alison Goldfrapp’s, purely for the single-use joke of putting them on - below clothing, but over existing masculine kecks to avoid Tootsie allusions - and saying to someone…anyone:
“I can’t wait to get Alison Goldfrapp’s knickers off when I get home…
(pause for effect)
…they’re bloody killing me.” (while pulling girly waistband slightly out of jeans to illustrate joke and strengthen punchline)
God, that doesn’t really work in text form, does it? it’s a corker of pub theatre though.
March 27th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Theo Walcott I could understand, but Ian Hislop…..????
March 27th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
…that means that I am just left with the lovely Maureen Lipmann to fulfill my fur coat & no knickers fantasy..
unless she’s on the list too….?? Anokak .. ..please tell me its not true?
March 27th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
…and Helen Mirren ? …it is almost just too much to bare….
March 27th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Joanna Lumley wears knickers?….oh well…there goes another Friday night fantasy…