
David Beckham is The Terminator
SAINT David of Beckhamshire will not stop, ever. Much like Arnie’s Terminator.
Ahead of this Saturday’s England friendly against Slovakia at Wembley, Becks has admitted he will never retire from international football, ever. EVER, do you hear him!?
When a journalist suggested he couldn’t play until the age of 50, Becks replied (tongue nowhere near his cheek):
“You never know… I’m passionate about playing for my country. If I’m honest, I assumed I wouldn’t play for my country again after being taken out of the team by Steve [McClaren, after the 2006 World Cup]. I just thought: ‘That’s it.’ I was proud to have played the number of times I had and to be brought back in was extra special. I think I’d recognise when the time is right to finish playing. I’m an honest person – I’ve always been like that – and I wouldn’t want people wondering why I’m still playing, but I’d like that option to be involved in a squad one day. If that happens when I’m 45, then great.”
Forty five!! How deluded is Beckham? On a scale of one to deluded, we’d rank him somewhere around… deluded.
Someone take him out back and shoot him, please.
Posted: 27th, March 2009 | In: Sports Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
Comments





March 27th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
His wife appears to have given up singing. To concentrate on her fashion design career. Good. I’ll no longer have to check the roof for other banshees, and ring elderly relatives to make sure that they’re still going strong when she’s on the radio.
March 27th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
…he’s very cute though….
March 27th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
….now enough of this nonsense….taking the pee out of Davey B is like shooting fish in a barrel…tooo eeeasy!
March 27th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Anokak…you have got to agree with me….Davey B is certainly thick……skinned….
March 27th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Old Rusty Balls is back….