NHS Gives Away Free Rubber Penis

KEVIN Neal’s daughter is a teenage mother called Kizzy who fell pregnant at 13.

Miss Neal has been attending a workshop given by the Chlamydia screening service at the home she lives in with her 22-month-old son.

Says Mr Neal, from Paignton, in Devon:

“I am not prudish, and we more than most families fully appreciate the value of tackling these issues head on. But it amuses and bemuses me to think that a group of healthcare professionals have spent time and come up with a presentation designed to target teenage girls that would include a replica rubber penis to be given away as a free gift.”

A six-inch rubber penis has been given to all attendees. And, no, it’s not meant to be a handy alternative to sex.

“We consider this to be a misappropriation of taxpayers’ money and extremely offensive. With the advent of free flip-flops for drunks and rubber willies for schoolgirls, you’ve to ask the question has Mr Roy Chubby Brown been employed as a major decision maker?”

A spokesman for Torbay Care Trust said the product was deliberately designed to be eye-catching.

If not a little eye-watering…

Anorak

Posted: 28th, March 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink