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Jade Goody’s Minging Funeral Flowers

by | 4th, April 2009

JADE Goody : Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Jade’s funeral, Jade’s flowers and Jade’s mum…

The Sun : “Crowd’s farewell to Jade”

WREATHS spelling out Jade Goody’s best-known sayings — including “Minging” and “East Angula” — will accompany the reality TV star on her final journey today.

Floral arrangements will also include the word “kebab” — from one of her infamous Big Brother moments — and a Marmite jar after she compared herself to the spread, saying: “You either love me or hate me.”

It is Jade’s Last laugh “, following:

Jade’s last tattoo , Jade’s last coffin , Jade’s Last, last words , Jade’s last interview , Jade’s last wedding , Jade’s last dress , Jade’s last fight, Jade’s last slice of toast , Jade’s last Christening , Jade’s last party , Jade’s Last Rites; Jade’s last view , Jade’s last breath , Jade’s last Mother’s Day; Jade’s last wish , Jade’s last cat, Jade’s last reality TV show and Jade’s last chapter and Jade’s last funeral

Sky News : “Jade Goody Funeral Pictures ‘Not For Sale’”

Close friends of Jade Goody deny that deals have been done to sell footage from her funeral.

To the best of their knowledge.

Daily Star : “Jade my final show?”

FANS began arriving for Jade Goody’s funeral 24 hours early yesterday to claim the best spots to say farewell…

Oi, no pushin’. I was ‘ere first. Fight!

Her publicist, Max Clifford, said yesterday: “Jade wanted to go out in style and we’re confident she won’t be disappointed. There is a huge interest in the funeral from all across the world and we’ve got media coming from Australia, Norway, India, America… you name it.”

Wogga-Wogga Land?

“I have dealt with people from the Beatles to Muhammad Ali but I have never known such intensity from the media as this. We’re anticipating some big crowds out on the streets, the like of which has not seen since Princess Diana.

Had only The Beatles called Max then John Lennon could have scored the Harpic contract and been the face of Walrus Conservation. Ali, well, is he still champion of the world? But never let it be said that Max bears a grudge and Jade will make her final journey to the strains of The Beatles’ ballad Let It Be. (Ali, call me. Don’t let regret make you bitter

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