Jacqui Smith Embraces Feminist Porn

JACQUI Smith says she is being picked on not because she is a useless former pot-head who wants the taxpayer to pay for her home porn and bath plugs, but because she is woman:

“I know people think, ‘Well, your family live in Redditch so why isn’t that your main home?’ I know that people find that - particularly for a woman - they find that difficult.”

But a quick look at the schedules shows that woman in power is the accepted norm. See Jacqui’s Guide To Porn, and:

Slappers On Top And Luvin’ It

Mistress Knows Best

Top Bitch

And many more…

In the interests of equality, Jacqui Smith will be encouraing her staff to embrace not only man-on-top porn, (Tuesdays) women-on-women porn, (Wednesdays), Japanese-on-train, porn, man-on-man porn and many more variations…

Note: Unless she keeps it a secret, which she can’t…

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Posted: 8th, April 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink